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marvsbbq
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This gal said "I don't want to run out of food...is this TOO much or not enough"?
I told her it is PLENTY if not TOO much, but who am I... 
This is what she wants so this is what I will sell her..
TEXAS BEEF BRISKET, CAROLINA RIBS & MARV'S FAMOUS CHICKEN
$16.95 x 90 = $ 1525.50
BURGERS AND DOGS $ 13.95 x 25 = $ 348.75
VEGETARIAN BURGERS $ 13.95 x 15 = $ 209.25
CAESAR SALAD $ 2.00 x 50 = $ 100.00
CORN on the COBBETTE (HALF EARS) $ 1.00 x 100 = $ 100.00
Sub Total: $2283.50
Gratuity: $411.03
WA State Tax: $226.34
Estimated Total: $2920.87
pp charge is $29.20 not a bad gig for a BBQ..
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StarsandStripes
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| Great job, Marv! Congrats! |
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SoEzzy
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| Posted: Apr 07 2007 Post subject: Re: Wedding party... |
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| marvsbbq wrote: | This gal said "I don't want to run out of food...is this TOO much or not enough"?
I told her it is PLENTY if not TOO much, but who am I...
This is what she wants so this is what I will sell her..
TEXAS BEEF BRISKET, CAROLINA RIBS & MARV'S FAMOUS CHICKEN
$16.95 x 90 = $ 1525.50
BURGERS AND DOGS $ 13.95 x 25 = $ 348.75
VEGETARIAN BURGERS $ 13.95 x 15 = $ 209.25
CAESAR SALAD $ 2.00 x 50 = $ 100.00
CORN on the COBBETTE (HALF EARS) $ 1.00 x 100 = $ 100.00
Sub Total: $2283.50
Service charge: $411.03
WA State Tax: $226.34
Estimated Total: $2920.87
pp charge is $29.20 not a bad gig for a BBQ.. |
Nice one Marv
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marvsbbq
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SoEzzy...I noticed you 'highlighted' the 'service charge' which is actually the 'grauity'.
We won't open THAT can of worms again anytime soon....will we 
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Is this the Bride,or Mother-in Law ??
Either way...stick it right to her...
The GROOM will be paying it all back plus interest..he just doesn't know it ..yet 
Love is blind......alimony,child support & 3 mortages are a 'reality check' |
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| marvsbbq wrote: | SoEzzy...I noticed you 'highlighted' the 'service charge' which is actually the 'grauity'.
We won't open THAT can of worms again anytime soon....will we |
Well Marv, I did remove the "service charge" from my Paypal logo! Then again, I also gave myself a raise to compensate for it!
Actually, all kidding aside, I will be adding a service charge for parties of over 200 to cover the added expense of a second serving line. With more elaborate meals like Marv's wedding, the extra fee covers the extra work/helpers involved! Seems more than fair enough to me! 
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| FrostyChalet wrote: | Is this the Bride,or Mother-in Law ??
Either way...stick it right to her...
The GROOM will be paying it all back plus interest..he just doesn't know it ..yet
Love is blind......alimony,child support & 3 mortages are a 'reality check' |
That right there is really funny!
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Frosty
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Tell that poor kid to ''take a shortcut thru life...find some broad you hate..& buy her a house"
After being married twice, I do NOT condone wife beating...but I sure DO understand it 
just kidding there...the first words out of my divorce attorney's mouth were
"Do not touch her..don't even get close enough to brush up against her"
"Bring your checkbook"! HE WASN"T KIDDING THERE !!!!  |
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marvsbbq
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| FrostyChalet wrote: | Tell that poor kid to ''take a shortcut thru life...find some broad you hate..& buy her a house"
After being married twice, I do NOT condone wife beating...but I sure DO understand it
just kidding there...the first words out of my divorce attorney's mouth were
"Do not touch her..don't even get close enough to brush up against her"
"Bring your checkbook"! HE WASN"T KIDDING THERE !!!! |
You know what they say...."The difference between a good divorce and a bad one is....who has the BETTER attorney"
Sounds like you didn't 
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| FrostyChalet wrote: | Tell that poor kid to ''take a shortcut thru life...find some broad you hate..& buy her a house"
"Bring your checkbook"! HE WASN"T KIDDING THERE !!!! |
Marriage is grand, divorce is a couple of hundred grand...choose wisely!
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