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bucket
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"you would have thoght he would have learned from the first chunk"
I've come to the conclusion that even the smartest dog is dumb as a box of rocks when it comes to what it should and shouldn't eat.
Our Lab knows he is not allowed to pluck food from the counter, tables, or even a plate on the floor unless we say so, but if you tell him he can have it, you better keep an eye on him cause he'll eat the dang paper plate it's on also. |
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Q-IT-UP
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I *used* to have a dog like that!  |
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SmokeyBear
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Can't blame a dawg for being a dawg.  |
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roxy
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Your a better man than I for sure. I'd be tempted to work him over with a 2 by 4 for stealing your Q. Well, with that face maybe not. 
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Josjor
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| Posted: Feb 21 2007 Post subject: Re: Easy Solution.... |
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| JoesterVT wrote: | Easy Solution....
While the smoker was still hot, you shoulda smoked the dog...
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You know why dogs lick themselves?
They're DELICIOUS! |
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marvsbbq
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OK, it seems we are all telling 'tails', I might as well tell on MY dog.... He LOVES to steal used kleenex from the bathroom trash (when we forget to close door)
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t154/marvsbbq/Preppingbutts020.jpg
About a year or so ago he was really NOT himself. Usually he is OVER active. Jumping all over the place. But we started to notice that he just didn't have that 'spark' anymore.
Well, not wanting to spend a fortune at the vet for a DAD (dumb ass dog), I decided to just 'keep an eye on him' for a few days.
3 days went by and was getting worse so I FINALLY gave in and hauled his ass to the vet.
MR. Vet said he really didn't SEE anything wrong but wanted to run some blood tests....All I saw was $$$$ but I already had him there so I said OK.
MR Vet comes back in after test and said RIb Bone (dog) and an abnormal amount of IODINE in his system. He asked if he ate something he wasn't supposed to....HMMMM not sure I said.
Well, MR Vet 'suggested' we pump his stomach to see... All I saw as more $$$$$ but again said.........okkkkk.
With my wife and I waiting in the waiting room, MR Vet comes out and said Rib Bone had eaten a PAD.....FEMIMINE PAD that is!!!! 
He went on to explain that those DO have a high amount of IODINE in them for sanitary puposes...
We wound up having to give him IV's 3 times a day to get the fluids back in his system...We did this for a week and then he was A-OK.
Still eats Kleenex but REFUESES to eat another damn PAD.. 
Marv
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JP MurrietaBBQ
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| marvsbbq wrote: | OK, it seems we are all telling 'tails', I might as well tell on MY dog.... He LOVES to steal used kleenex from the bathroom trash (when we forget to close door)
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t154/marvsbbq/Preppingbutts020.jpg
About a year or so ago he was really NOT himself. Usually he is OVER active. Jumping all over the place. But we started to notice that he just didn't have that 'spark' anymore.
Well, not wanting to spend a fortune at the vet for a DAD (dumb ass dog), I decided to just 'keep an eye on him' for a few days.
3 days went by and was getting worse so I FINALLY gave in and hauled his ass to the vet.
MR. Vet said he really didn't SEE anything wrong but wanted to run some blood tests....All I saw was $$$$ but I already had him there so I said OK.
MR Vet comes back in after test and said RIb Bone (dog) and an abnormal amount of IODINE in his system. He asked if he ate something he wasn't supposed to....HMMMM not sure I said.
Well, MR Vet 'suggested' we pump his stomach to see... All I saw as more $$$$$ but again said.........okkkkk.
With my wife and I waiting in the waiting room, MR Vet comes out and said Rib Bone had eaten a PAD.....FEMIMINE PAD that is!!!!
He went on to explain that those DO have a high amount of IODINE in them for sanitary puposes...
We wound up having to give him IV's 3 times a day to get the fluids back in his system...We did this for a week and then he was A-OK.
Still eats Kleenex but REFUESES to eat another damn PAD..
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That get's the "Jesus Christ" award! Yah, it's fun to tough talk about DAD's and how "I'd kick his ass from here to N. Dakota and back", but they really do increase the quality of living, at least for me. If only humans were as good as dog's we'd all get along and eat some good BBQ!!
When I'm mad at my pooch I refer to him as a "Glue Stick" because that's about all he's good for after I send him to the rendering plant!! 
God Bless DOGS!! |
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