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The farmer and the old Lady

 
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PostPosted: Sat May 12 12 9:24 am    Post subject: The farmer and the old Lady Reply with quote

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?' The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.' The old lady suggested, 'why don’t you put the can of paint in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'

'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.'

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.

How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?'

The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'

The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.
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PostPosted: Sat May 12 12 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My ol'ladys been wanting a goose for a while. Maybe I'll get her one for mother's day.
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PostPosted: Sun May 13 12 6:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun May 13 12 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BUGSnBBQ wrote:
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are Laughing

Yeah Roxy, it don't take a Rocket Scientist to figure that one out. Laughing
Fire up the smoker and cook the chickens and goose.
Set the bucket and paint down.
Have your way with the little old lady and supper is served.
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