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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14 11 7:49 am    Post subject: Beer Investments Reply with quote

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.


A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be an American!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14 11 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If your running for the oval office you got my vote that makes more sense than what the knuckle heads up there come out with.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14 11 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK let's see if we can bring religion into the next post, so I can just shut the whole thread down?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14 11 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar... oh NEVERMIND!

Sorry boss, I just couldn't help myself. That's ok, I'll put myself into time out.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14 11 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SoEzzy wrote:
OK let's see if we can bring religion into the next post, so I can just shut the whole thread down?


Please don't do that. I need this thread to prove to my wife why me drinking beer is good for our economy and our bank account.

The more I drink, the more 'save', right? Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15 11 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Should i dare? Shocked Laughing
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