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sometimes it pays to be a cute foriegner!
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Pinkelephant
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15 11 10:14 pm    Post subject: sometimes it pays to be a cute foriegner! Reply with quote

My sexy, young 100 pound Filipina wife has been pulled over twice now doing 70 on a 55mph country road. both times by the same cop! he let her go with a verbal warning the first time and a written warning the 2nd time. before that he pulled her over for no seat belt and a license plate light out (one was working, the other was out. I thought 1 was enough) he let her go then too.
I KNOW if he saw me driving, I would have gotten some tickets.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15 11 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Most all the times I've ever been pulled, it is never when I have a man in the car.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15 11 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like he's working his way up the system.

Perhaps now is the time to help her understand 60 in a 55 is much easier to tal your way out of than 70.

Cause it's still going to burn like a mother when she starts getting tickets.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15 11 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and this is general BBQ discussion...really Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15 11 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Teleking wrote:
and this is general BBQ discussion...really Rolling Eyes


Mmmm hmmmm.

I'm thinking Ol' Smokey is so worn out beeyotch-slapping big-picture-posters he let this one skip through the five hole Laughing

Cheers! Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15 11 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope I was testing the members, to see who was going to be the first to complain about non BBQ items in the General section.

http://www.thesmokering.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=49845

Guess you guys missed this one too? Wink Laughing Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15 11 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Nope I was testing the members, to see who was going to be the first to complain about non BBQ items in the General section.

http://www.thesmokering.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=49845

Guess you guys missed this one too? Wink Laughing Wink


He did mention the word "smoke" though. Laughing Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16 11 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SoEzzy wrote:
Nope I was testing the members, to see who was going to be the first to complain about non BBQ items in the General section.

http://www.thesmokering.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=49845

Guess you guys missed this one too? Wink Laughing Wink
I was going to say lets see PICS on who's better looking, that might explain why he'd get a ticket and she dont Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16 11 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BRBBQ wrote:
I was going to say lets see PICS on who's better looking, that might explain why he'd get a ticket and she dont Laughing Laughing










Now you see why she gets let go and why I get the tickets.
Just to stay on forum topic, I better mention she's Smokin' hot in blue jeans... (imho)
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16 11 2:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm no sexy, 100 pound Filipina, but I do have Purple Heart licence plates and they have gotten me out of a few tickets. Very Happy One of the cops was stationed at the same base in Korea a few years before I got there.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16 11 2:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude!!! She is way too hot for you!


Making my reservations to the Philippines as we speak.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16 11 2:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s230BuFqVe8
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16 11 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread is Smokin' after all.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16 11 3:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is she old enough to get a drivers licence?
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16 11 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pinkelephant wrote:
BRBBQ wrote:
I was going to say lets see PICS on who's better looking, that might explain why he'd get a ticket and she dont Laughing Laughing










Now you see why she gets let go and why I get the tickets.
Just to stay on forum topic, I better mention she's Smokin' hot in blue jeans... (imho)


'nuff said Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16 11 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i get stopped all the time for speeding but i have yet gotten a ticket
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16 11 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you got any muffin shots LOL Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16 11 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

killswitch505 wrote:
you got any muffin shots LOL Wink


Amen brother! (not THAT kind of muffin!)
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16 11 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hell Fire Grill wrote:
Is she old enough to get a drivers licence?


she was 19 when we met, 20 when we married. I'm a truck driver. she was kicked off of two docks because minors were not allowed. she gets high school boys stalking her when she goes shopping. she's 26. i'm 46.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16 11 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smokin Mike wrote:
Dude!!! She is way too hot for you!


Making my reservations to the Philippines as we speak.


She was sleeping on dirt, had a banana leaf roof. every year the typhoons would blow the roof away and they slept with 4 pigs and a fighting chicken. her brothers wouldn't even let her talk to men. my USA passport looked real sexy to her. In the philippines, a double chin is sexy because it takes money to eat that much. I could type all night about all the firsts she's had. the nearest town to her was 45 minutes from her house. the first time she ever went there was to meet my plane (her aunt introduced us. she owns a philippines grocery store near chicago) Life is what you make it and I chose to make it good. Smile

you get off the plane in the phils and get out in the country and half the women from 16 to 40 are hitting on you. for about $1500/mo you can live with servants over there. just stay away from Mindanao island.
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