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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12 11 7:48 am    Post subject: Confucius didn't say Reply with quote

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
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Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12 11 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like it, especially the first two. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12 11 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man who goes through turn-style sideways is going to Bang-Cock.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12 11 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^^^ Thats a good one^^^^^
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12 11 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.

House without toilet is uncanny.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.

Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.

Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of himself.

Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.

Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12 11 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man who always keep hand in pocket feel cocky all day
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16 11 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now see what ya started Zski. Pretty good stuff.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16 11 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man who wears skinny jeans, is like a cheap hotel. There is no ballroom.
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