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Big Bears BBQ · Posted: Oct 11 2010 Post subject:

Ok heres a true story and a lie. One night when I was still with ex wife the guys go out to a topless bar. Some how my sister-in-law finds out calls the wife and rats me out. So when I get she all jacked up and then she looks at my cheek and says you got lipstick on you.

Now here's the lie..... I walk in the bathroom see the lipstick wipe it off come back out pull a cold beer out look her straight in the eye and said there's no lipstick on me......man she blows her top while I go set down and start watching TV........ the guys still talk about it to this day.......

Hell Fire Grill · Posted: Oct 11 2010 Post subject:

Big Bears BBQ · Posted: Oct 11 2010 Post subject:

Back in the day those were some good times................

I just somked 3 whole pigs on my WSM man they came out perfect.....oh and I used a small bag of lump........

Oregon smoker · Posted: Oct 11 2010 Post subject:

Has anyone heard from the creator of the original thread or did he tuck and run? Shocked

jeepdad · Posted: Oct 11 2010 Post subject:

For the absolute best barbecue, get a crock pot and some liquid smoke and........

--jeepdad

Hell Fire Grill · Posted: Oct 11 2010 Post subject:

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tacklebox · Posted: Oct 11 2010 Post subject:

Hey, it's not a beer gut, it's a soft, protective covering for my rock hard, six-pack abs Wink

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bigjoe · Posted: Oct 11 2010 Post subject:

All I gotta say is....if ya have good equipment, ya put a roof over it.... Wink

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whitey · Posted: Oct 11 2010 Post subject:

Hell Fire Grill · Posted: Oct 12 2010 Post subject:

Look out folks Whiteys in the house and tacklbox is running the neighborhood drunkr n chit, half naked with his tacklebox on his head.

Im not JUST a LIAR!!!

whitey · Posted: Oct 12 2010 Post subject:

Yee HHaa..
Im a freakin Lying Machine.. Shocked

Lets see..Umm..
Got to come up with a good one..

Tacklebox with his tackle box on his head thats funny stuff..He gained some weight.Must be all that Mothers Milk He has been drinking.. Rolling Eyes

Oops Wish I hadnt said that.. Laughing

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DJW · Posted: Oct 12 2010 Post subject:

I'm lucky.....I'm from Texas and I automatically qualify.
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whitey · Posted: Oct 12 2010 Post subject:

If my lips are movin I be lyin Shocked

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Rayzer · Posted: Oct 12 2010 Post subject:

I'm in sales.... do I qualify? Wink

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