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gbque · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

I'm built like a brick chit house and hung like a horse. AND, I can hold my smoker at 230 for 12+ hours.
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gbque · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

christian is only my name... i'm ready and willing!
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hillsborosmoker · Joined: 22 Sep 2010 Posts: 17 Location: Hillsboro Oregon

Why would I need to lie, I always hit my temps, I always love my wife's outfit, and my food always come's out perfect....

Okay, I guess I lie now and again...
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cityevader · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

I confess, I'm a liar.....

but if i AM a liar, then it wouldn't be a true statement when I said I was a liar, so then it means I'm truly honest.
So if I'm truly honest and I say I'm a liar, then I really am a liar, which would mean I'm not actually truly honest, in which case I'd be lying if I said I was a liar, which would actually mean I was being honest, right?

Does that get me on the list as a legitamite liar?
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Frosty · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

I'm NOT a liar....I'm just full of Chit

& I hold it at 250` Razz

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Jeff T · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

Gentlemen....
I`m no liar!!!

I just have a hard time remembering what really happened. Rolling Eyes

tacklebox · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

Well, if'n I gotta Rolling Eyes

Since I joined the 'Ring, I have done nothing but deceive the newbs, sway the judges, and never show no pics...so, I guess I am a LIAR...can I be in the club...and my cooker is constantly at 240�F, even if I aint got a damm thing on it Razz

dammit, I actually did just lie, but then again, I am a LIAR Cool

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Gtown · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

I did not chop down that cherry tree for smoking wood. I do not lie. Wink

yardman5508 · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

You know that old saw that Georgie Washington cannot tell a lie...well, I am more virtuous that George...I CAN tell a lie, just choose not to. And I ALWAYS smoke at 241.75 degrees regardless of the weather, wind or phase of the moon.
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k.a.m. · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

The Super Duper Black Therma Pen with out a doubt is the fastest.
Our cookers always run at a constant 225�
I never foil Butts, ribs, or briskets.
I have never used Kingsford.
I have never used lighter fluid.
I have never dried out a brisket and turned it from a 15lb beautiful piece of meat to an 8lb. dried out football.
Hell Fire Grill, how do I join this club it sounds like fun. Laughing

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jeepdad · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

Count me in too, Hell Fire!

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k.a.m. · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

Hell Fire Grill · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

Joel hey Joel are you out there? We all know your a LIAR too. Come and get your name on the list.

What do you guys think ? Should I go ahead and sign him up now or wait for him to LIE again?

Mr Tony's BBQ · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

I once told A guy I was a habitual liar and he shouldnt believe a word I say ....he walked away confused.....
besides, my smoker NEVER spikes to 300 after adding sticks......
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Teleking · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

I know I am on the list but this should clinch the #1 spot, although lucky #7 ain't bad.

I use and recomend a remote probe thermo cause the probes never fail. Shocked

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gbque · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

slackdogbbq · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

75% of what I say is 25% truthful. Does this make me eligible for the Liar's Club?
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roscoe1960 · Posted: Oct 10 2010 Post subject:

Yep we're all lying liars.... just admit it, don't feel bad. You're in good, dishonest company Laughing

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