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Which Thermapen is the fastest
Gray
2%
 2%  [ 1 ]
White
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Yellow
20%
 20%  [ 9 ]
Green
6%
 6%  [ 3 ]
Red
22%
 22%  [ 10 ]
Blue
13%
 13%  [ 6 ]
Brown
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Black
15%
 15%  [ 7 ]
Orange
13%
 13%  [ 6 ]
Pink
2%
 2%  [ 1 ]
Purple
4%
 4%  [ 2 ]
Total Votes : 45

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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everyone knows BLUE is the fastest and best. My BLUE is so cool it is actually typing this for me. And it just made me a nice frozen margarita to enjoy. It also broadcasts Skins games for me on weekends. And I can read the Farmer's Almanac on it too. The BLUE one is so hot it is the centerfold in next months Playboy....thats right.

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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL, thanks for the laughs guys... even if I had to stand on my desk and type this to keep from drowning Laughing
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dan,I bet my Super Duper Fast Black Therma Pen has more apps. than yours. Laughing
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I have to admit when i made a mistake.

My sister needed a ride to take her infant to the pediatrician yesterday afternoon, and while waiting for them to finish up, I was sitting in the waiting room. And wouldn't you know a nurse walks right by me with a YELLOW thermapen in her jacket pocket! I couldn't belive it! What the hell?!?!?


"Excuse me, miss, I couldn't help but notiice you have a YELLOW Thermapen? Why"

"Oh, we use them to take the temperatures of the babies...you know.... from their back sides."


Huh. I guess the YELLOW therema pens are good for something! Laughing
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fig Pucker wrote:
Well, I have to admit when i made a mistake.

My sister needed a ride to take her infant to the pediatrician yesterday afternoon, and while waiting for them to finish up, I was sitting in the waiting room. And wouldn't you know a nurse walks right by me with a YELLOW thermapen in her jacket pocket! I couldn't belive it! What the hell?!?!?


"Excuse me, miss, I couldn't help but notiice you have a YELLOW Thermapen? Why"

"Oh, we use them to take the temperatures of the babies...you know.... from their back sides."


Huh. I guess the YELLOW therema pens are good for something! Laughing

Yep, the yellow mustard will blend in with the YELLOW one, right BBQMAN?
http://www.thesmokering.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=44405
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

yup. Hospitials prefer either the YELLOW or BROWN therma pens!


Whitey's YELLOW thermapen: Very Happy




Real cooks use RED. Razz
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fig Pucker wrote:
Well, I have to admit when i made a mistake.

My sister needed a ride to take her infant to the pediatrician yesterday afternoon, and while waiting for them to finish up, I was sitting in the waiting room. And wouldn't you know a nurse walks right by me with a YELLOW thermapen in her jacket pocket! I couldn't belive it! What the hell?!?!?


"Excuse me, miss, I couldn't help but notiice you have a YELLOW Thermapen? Why"

"Oh, we use them to take the temperatures of the babies...you know.... from their back sides."


Huh. I guess the YELLOW therema pens are good for something! Laughing


You must be confused, they only use the rainbow colored thermapen for that.
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

My blue got here before the postal service even knew it. Now I've got to turn in the truck. Confused
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PostPosted: Oct 02 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bsville, Wash. -- A Red Thermo-Pen is credited with saving an 8-month-old boy who was in a stroller when it rolled into the Tumwater River.
Rebecca Bennett was at Tumwater Falls Park around 6:30 p.m. Friday with her 8-month-old boy in a stroller and her little girl. Her daughter needed help so Bennett set the brake on the stroller and turned, but the stroller started to roll.
"I watched him go over the edge," Bennett said.
Bennett said she was terrified when the stroller carrying Wesley flew down the bank and into the churning rapids at Tumwater Falls.

"I was frozen and I screamed for help. I screamed and screamed for help," Bennett said.

The RED Thermo-Pen didn't hesitate when he saw what was happening. He ran downstream to a place where it was safe to jump into the water and that's what he did.

"I saw the baby’s diaper bag and I figured that's where it was going to be. I got in the water immediately and here comes the baby tumbling, lifeless; he was blue," RED Thermo-Pen said.

RED Thermo-Pen got Wesley to shore as the baby's mother watched.

“He started CPR, and within seconds Wesley opened his eyes and took a breath," Bennett said.

After two days at Mary Bridge Hospital, Wesley is home again and doctors said he is absolutely fine.

His mother said she is eternally grateful to his rescuer, the RED Thermo-Pen.

"Red Thermo-Pen is a hero; he's an angel," Bennett said.

"I'm just glad I was there," RED Thermo-Pen said.

Bennett said the incident has raised concerns about the safety and the park. She said she’s expressing those concerns to the private foundation that operates the facility.
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PostPosted: Oct 02 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marky C wrote:
Bsville, Wash. -- A Red Thermo-Pen is credited with saving an 8-month-old boy who was in a stroller when it rolled into the Tumwater River.
Rebecca Bennett was at Tumwater Falls Park around 6:30 p.m. Friday with her 8-month-old boy in a stroller and her little girl. Her daughter needed help so Bennett set the brake on the stroller and turned, but the stroller started to roll.
"I watched him go over the edge," Bennett said.
Bennett said she was terrified when the stroller carrying Wesley flew down the bank and into the churning rapids at Tumwater Falls.

"I was frozen and I screamed for help. I screamed and screamed for help," Bennett said.

The RED Thermo-Pen didn't hesitate when he saw what was happening. He ran downstream to a place where it was safe to jump into the water and that's what he did.

"I saw the baby’s diaper bag and I figured that's where it was going to be. I got in the water immediately and here comes the baby tumbling, lifeless; he was blue," RED Thermo-Pen said.

RED Thermo-Pen got Wesley to shore as the baby's mother watched.

“He started CPR, and within seconds Wesley opened his eyes and took a breath," Bennett said.

After two days at Mary Bridge Hospital, Wesley is home again and doctors said he is absolutely fine.

His mother said she is eternally grateful to his rescuer, the RED Thermo-Pen.

"Red Thermo-Pen is a hero; he's an angel," Bennett said.

"I'm just glad I was there," RED Thermo-Pen said.

Bennett said the incident has raised concerns about the safety and the park. She said she’s expressing those concerns to the private foundation that operates the facility.


I heard a Blue Thermapen pushed the stroller!

Blue thermopens are evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Oct 02 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fig Pucker wrote:
[I heard a Blue Thermapen pushed the stroller!

Blue thermopens are evil Twisted Evil


I think its the other way around to discredit the real hero. Clearly a red one would never survive the cold water to begin with and would get even slower in the cold.

The blue one is of course is designed to operate in colder climates line New England Wink
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PostPosted: Oct 02 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fig Pucker wrote:
"Oh, we use them to take the temperatures of the babies...you know.... from their back sides."


Huh. I guess the YELLOW therema pens are good for something! Laughing


Be easy to tell if it was cleaned from last use... Now there's an upside...
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PostPosted: Oct 02 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was thinking about re-painting my camo ... but I thought that I wouldn't be able to see it so I left it red! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Oct 12 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guess I lied. Embarassed Red wins by a nose Sad Yellow comes in a close second, but that's just the first loser Shocked
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PostPosted: Oct 12 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everyone that posted on this thread and said their color was faster than the Super Duper Black Therma-Pen. needs to sign up on the Liar thread. Laughing
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PostPosted: Oct 12 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

k.a.m. wrote:
Everyone that posted on this thread and said their color was faster than the Super Duper Black Therma-Pen. needs to sign up on the Liar thread. Laughing


hahahahhahhaha....sh*t thats funny!


While I'm out running errands my worlds fasted BLUE Thermapen kicks back and watches the smoker and sends me a text if something is needed. Your girly pen doesnt do that...only the fasted BLUE one do.
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PostPosted: Oct 12 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jarhead wrote:
Fig Pucker wrote:
Well, I have to admit when i made a mistake.

My sister needed a ride to take her infant to the pediatrician yesterday afternoon, and while waiting for them to finish up, I was sitting in the waiting room. And wouldn't you know a nurse walks right by me with a YELLOW thermapen in her jacket pocket! I couldn't belive it! What the hell?!?!?


"Excuse me, miss, I couldn't help but notiice you have a YELLOW Thermapen? Why"

"Oh, we use them to take the temperatures of the babies...you know.... from their back sides."


Huh. I guess the YELLOW therema pens are good for something! Laughing

Yep, the yellow mustard will blend in with the YELLOW one, right BBQMAN?
http://www.thesmokering.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=44405


Razz

Guess I missed this thread and didn't get to vote! Crying or Very sad

But clearly, Ferrari red pens are the fastest on the planet.

Plus that, it doesn't get lost sitting next to blackened and charred meat like the black ones! Wink
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PostPosted: Oct 13 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

BBQMAN wrote:
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But clearly, Ferrari red pens are the fastest on the planet.
Plus that, it doesn't get lost sitting next to blackened and charred meat like the black ones! Wink

Mike, with remarks like that you need to visit with HFG. Your a prime candidate for our club. Razz Laughing
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PostPosted: Oct 13 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

jeepdad wrote:
k.a.m. wrote:
Everyone that posted on this thread and said their color was faster than the Super Duper Black Therma-Pen. needs to sign up on the Liar thread. Laughing


hahahahhahhaha....sh*t thats funny!


While I'm out running errands my worlds fasted BLUE Thermapen kicks back and watches the smoker and sends me a text if something is needed. Your girly pen doesnt do that...only the fasted BLUE one do.


Well, even if the blue thermapens are among the slowest, they seem to know thier cigars...Is that a Don Rafael? Wink
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PostPosted: Oct 13 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

jeepdad wrote:
k.a.m. wrote:
Everyone that posted on this thread and said their color was faster than the Super Duper Black Therma-Pen. needs to sign up on the Liar thread. Laughing


hahahahhahhaha....sh*t thats funny!


While I'm out running errands my worlds fasted BLUE Thermapen kicks back and watches the smoker and sends me a text if something is needed. Your girly pen doesnt do that...only the fasted BLUE one do.


I hate to tell you this, but looks like it's been getting into your stogies when you're gone...
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