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| Which Thermapen is the fastest |
| Gray |
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2% |
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| White |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| Yellow |
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20% |
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| Green |
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6% |
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| Red |
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22% |
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| Blue |
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13% |
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| Brown |
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0% |
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| Black |
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15% |
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| Orange |
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13% |
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| Pink |
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2% |
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| Purple |
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4% |
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jeepdad BBQ All Star

Joined: 21 Sep 2008 Posts: 5572 Location: Stafford, Virginia (Transplanted Tarheel)
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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Everyone knows BLUE is the fastest and best. My BLUE is so cool it is actually typing this for me. And it just made me a nice frozen margarita to enjoy. It also broadcasts Skins games for me on weekends. And I can read the Farmer's Almanac on it too. The BLUE one is so hot it is the centerfold in next months Playboy....thats right.
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fatirishman53 Newbie

Joined: 15 Jun 2010 Posts: 92 Location: Wichita, KS
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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ROFL, thanks for the laughs guys... even if I had to stand on my desk and type this to keep from drowning  |
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k.a.m. BBQ Mega Star

Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 26020 Location: Southeast Texas.
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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Dan,I bet my Super Duper Fast Black Therma Pen has more apps. than yours.  _________________ Always remember slow and steady wins the race.
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Fig Pucker BBQ Pro
Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 609 Location: Central MA
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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Well, I have to admit when i made a mistake.
My sister needed a ride to take her infant to the pediatrician yesterday afternoon, and while waiting for them to finish up, I was sitting in the waiting room. And wouldn't you know a nurse walks right by me with a YELLOW thermapen in her jacket pocket! I couldn't belive it! What the hell?!?!?
"Excuse me, miss, I couldn't help but notiice you have a YELLOW Thermapen? Why"
"Oh, we use them to take the temperatures of the babies...you know.... from their back sides."
Huh. I guess the YELLOW therema pens are good for something!  _________________ Andy
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Jarhead BBQ All Star

Joined: 11 Oct 2009 Posts: 7355 Location: Marionville, Home of the White Squirrels, Missouri
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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| Fig Pucker wrote: | Well, I have to admit when i made a mistake.
My sister needed a ride to take her infant to the pediatrician yesterday afternoon, and while waiting for them to finish up, I was sitting in the waiting room. And wouldn't you know a nurse walks right by me with a YELLOW thermapen in her jacket pocket! I couldn't belive it! What the hell?!?!?
"Excuse me, miss, I couldn't help but notiice you have a YELLOW Thermapen? Why"
"Oh, we use them to take the temperatures of the babies...you know.... from their back sides."
Huh. I guess the YELLOW therema pens are good for something!  |
Yep, the yellow mustard will blend in with the YELLOW one, right BBQMAN?
http://www.thesmokering.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=44405 _________________ Gunny 3073/4044/8411
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Fig Pucker BBQ Pro
Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 609 Location: Central MA
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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yup. Hospitials prefer either the YELLOW or BROWN therma pens!
Whitey's YELLOW thermapen:
Real cooks use RED.  _________________ Andy
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Hell Fire Grill BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 17 Mar 2007 Posts: 3921 Location: Pickler's Puragatory!!
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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| Fig Pucker wrote: | Well, I have to admit when i made a mistake.
My sister needed a ride to take her infant to the pediatrician yesterday afternoon, and while waiting for them to finish up, I was sitting in the waiting room. And wouldn't you know a nurse walks right by me with a YELLOW thermapen in her jacket pocket! I couldn't belive it! What the hell?!?!?
"Excuse me, miss, I couldn't help but notiice you have a YELLOW Thermapen? Why"
"Oh, we use them to take the temperatures of the babies...you know.... from their back sides."
Huh. I guess the YELLOW therema pens are good for something!  |
You must be confused, they only use the rainbow colored thermapen for that. |
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coyote BBQ Pro

Joined: 06 Jul 2009 Posts: 595 Location: Northeast Georgia
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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My blue got here before the postal service even knew it. Now I've got to turn in the truck.  _________________ Neal
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Marky C BBQ Pro

Joined: 29 Nov 2006 Posts: 501 Location: Delaware
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Posted: Oct 02 2010 Post subject: |
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Bsville, Wash. -- A Red Thermo-Pen is credited with saving an 8-month-old boy who was in a stroller when it rolled into the Tumwater River.
Rebecca Bennett was at Tumwater Falls Park around 6:30 p.m. Friday with her 8-month-old boy in a stroller and her little girl. Her daughter needed help so Bennett set the brake on the stroller and turned, but the stroller started to roll.
"I watched him go over the edge," Bennett said.
Bennett said she was terrified when the stroller carrying Wesley flew down the bank and into the churning rapids at Tumwater Falls.
"I was frozen and I screamed for help. I screamed and screamed for help," Bennett said.
The RED Thermo-Pen didn't hesitate when he saw what was happening. He ran downstream to a place where it was safe to jump into the water and that's what he did.
"I saw the baby’s diaper bag and I figured that's where it was going to be. I got in the water immediately and here comes the baby tumbling, lifeless; he was blue," RED Thermo-Pen said.
RED Thermo-Pen got Wesley to shore as the baby's mother watched.
“He started CPR, and within seconds Wesley opened his eyes and took a breath," Bennett said.
After two days at Mary Bridge Hospital, Wesley is home again and doctors said he is absolutely fine.
His mother said she is eternally grateful to his rescuer, the RED Thermo-Pen.
"Red Thermo-Pen is a hero; he's an angel," Bennett said.
"I'm just glad I was there," RED Thermo-Pen said.
Bennett said the incident has raised concerns about the safety and the park. She said she’s expressing those concerns to the private foundation that operates the facility. _________________ Kill a cow, Start a fire ...
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Fig Pucker BBQ Pro
Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 609 Location: Central MA
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Posted: Oct 02 2010 Post subject: |
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| Marky C wrote: | Bsville, Wash. -- A Red Thermo-Pen is credited with saving an 8-month-old boy who was in a stroller when it rolled into the Tumwater River.
Rebecca Bennett was at Tumwater Falls Park around 6:30 p.m. Friday with her 8-month-old boy in a stroller and her little girl. Her daughter needed help so Bennett set the brake on the stroller and turned, but the stroller started to roll.
"I watched him go over the edge," Bennett said.
Bennett said she was terrified when the stroller carrying Wesley flew down the bank and into the churning rapids at Tumwater Falls.
"I was frozen and I screamed for help. I screamed and screamed for help," Bennett said.
The RED Thermo-Pen didn't hesitate when he saw what was happening. He ran downstream to a place where it was safe to jump into the water and that's what he did.
"I saw the baby’s diaper bag and I figured that's where it was going to be. I got in the water immediately and here comes the baby tumbling, lifeless; he was blue," RED Thermo-Pen said.
RED Thermo-Pen got Wesley to shore as the baby's mother watched.
“He started CPR, and within seconds Wesley opened his eyes and took a breath," Bennett said.
After two days at Mary Bridge Hospital, Wesley is home again and doctors said he is absolutely fine.
His mother said she is eternally grateful to his rescuer, the RED Thermo-Pen.
"Red Thermo-Pen is a hero; he's an angel," Bennett said.
"I'm just glad I was there," RED Thermo-Pen said.
Bennett said the incident has raised concerns about the safety and the park. She said she’s expressing those concerns to the private foundation that operates the facility. |
I heard a Blue Thermapen pushed the stroller!
Blue thermopens are evil  _________________ Andy
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Teleking BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 26 Sep 2007 Posts: 4139 Location: Maine
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Posted: Oct 02 2010 Post subject: |
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| Fig Pucker wrote: | [I heard a Blue Thermapen pushed the stroller!
Blue thermopens are evil  |
I think its the other way around to discredit the real hero. Clearly a red one would never survive the cold water to begin with and would get even slower in the cold.
The blue one is of course is designed to operate in colder climates line New England  _________________ “Franken Smoker”
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Soapm BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 06 Aug 2010 Posts: 2087 Location: Mile High City
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Posted: Oct 02 2010 Post subject: |
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| Fig Pucker wrote: | "Oh, we use them to take the temperatures of the babies...you know.... from their back sides."
Huh. I guess the YELLOW therema pens are good for something!  |
Be easy to tell if it was cleaned from last use... Now there's an upside... |
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Sgt. Stel BBQ Pro

Joined: 27 May 2008 Posts: 792 Location: Cottleville, MO
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tacklebox BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 07 Jul 2009 Posts: 1870 Location: Big Bend, WI
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Posted: Oct 12 2010 Post subject: |
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Guess I lied. Red wins by a nose Yellow comes in a close second, but that's just the first loser  _________________ ~Joe
This post is not intended to offend, unless I intend it to
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k.a.m. BBQ Mega Star

Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 26020 Location: Southeast Texas.
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Posted: Oct 12 2010 Post subject: |
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Everyone that posted on this thread and said their color was faster than the Super Duper Black Therma-Pen. needs to sign up on the Liar thread.  _________________ Always remember slow and steady wins the race.
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jeepdad BBQ All Star

Joined: 21 Sep 2008 Posts: 5572 Location: Stafford, Virginia (Transplanted Tarheel)
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Posted: Oct 12 2010 Post subject: |
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| k.a.m. wrote: | Everyone that posted on this thread and said their color was faster than the Super Duper Black Therma-Pen. needs to sign up on the Liar thread.  |
hahahahhahhaha....sh*t thats funny!
While I'm out running errands my worlds fasted BLUE Thermapen kicks back and watches the smoker and sends me a text if something is needed. Your girly pen doesnt do that...only the fasted BLUE one do. |
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BBQMAN BBQ Super All Star

Joined: 13 Jun 2005 Posts: 15475 Location: Florida
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Posted: Oct 12 2010 Post subject: |
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| Jarhead wrote: | | Fig Pucker wrote: | Well, I have to admit when i made a mistake.
My sister needed a ride to take her infant to the pediatrician yesterday afternoon, and while waiting for them to finish up, I was sitting in the waiting room. And wouldn't you know a nurse walks right by me with a YELLOW thermapen in her jacket pocket! I couldn't belive it! What the hell?!?!?
"Excuse me, miss, I couldn't help but notiice you have a YELLOW Thermapen? Why"
"Oh, we use them to take the temperatures of the babies...you know.... from their back sides."
Huh. I guess the YELLOW therema pens are good for something!  |
Yep, the yellow mustard will blend in with the YELLOW one, right BBQMAN?
http://www.thesmokering.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=44405 |
Guess I missed this thread and didn't get to vote!
But clearly, Ferrari red pens are the fastest on the planet.
Plus that, it doesn't get lost sitting next to blackened and charred meat like the black ones!  _________________ BBQMAN
"I Turned A Hobby Into A Business".
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k.a.m. BBQ Mega Star

Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 26020 Location: Southeast Texas.
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Posted: Oct 13 2010 Post subject: |
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| BBQMAN wrote: | [quote
But clearly, Ferrari red pens are the fastest on the planet.
Plus that, it doesn't get lost sitting next to blackened and charred meat like the black ones!  |
Mike, with remarks like that you need to visit with HFG. Your a prime candidate for our club.  _________________ Always remember slow and steady wins the race.
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Fig Pucker BBQ Pro
Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 609 Location: Central MA
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Posted: Oct 13 2010 Post subject: |
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| jeepdad wrote: | | k.a.m. wrote: | Everyone that posted on this thread and said their color was faster than the Super Duper Black Therma-Pen. needs to sign up on the Liar thread.  |
hahahahhahhaha....sh*t thats funny!
While I'm out running errands my worlds fasted BLUE Thermapen kicks back and watches the smoker and sends me a text if something is needed. Your girly pen doesnt do that...only the fasted BLUE one do. |
Well, even if the blue thermapens are among the slowest, they seem to know thier cigars...Is that a Don Rafael?  _________________ Andy
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Soapm BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 06 Aug 2010 Posts: 2087 Location: Mile High City
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Posted: Oct 13 2010 Post subject: |
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| jeepdad wrote: | | k.a.m. wrote: | Everyone that posted on this thread and said their color was faster than the Super Duper Black Therma-Pen. needs to sign up on the Liar thread.  |
hahahahhahhaha....sh*t thats funny!
While I'm out running errands my worlds fasted BLUE Thermapen kicks back and watches the smoker and sends me a text if something is needed. Your girly pen doesnt do that...only the fasted BLUE one do. |
I hate to tell you this, but looks like it's been getting into your stogies when you're gone... |
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