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Which Thermapen is the fastest
Gray
2%
 2%  [ 1 ]
White
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Yellow
20%
 20%  [ 9 ]
Green
6%
 6%  [ 3 ]
Red
22%
 22%  [ 10 ]
Blue
13%
 13%  [ 6 ]
Brown
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Black
15%
 15%  [ 7 ]
Orange
13%
 13%  [ 6 ]
Pink
2%
 2%  [ 1 ]
Purple
4%
 4%  [ 2 ]
Total Votes : 45

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PostPosted: Sep 30 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

or BROWN Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sep 30 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lighting fast Yellow..
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PostPosted: Sep 30 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm told the RED thermapens are so fast they can beat Chuck Norris in a race. Cool
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PostPosted: Sep 30 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck is old and as out dated as those red pens. Shocked
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PostPosted: Sep 30 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

whitey wrote:
Chuck is old and as out dated as those red pens. Shocked


Don't let Chuck hear you say that. Shocked
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hes old and Im skinny and fast.. Laughing
As long as i stay away from him Im good..Dont need a boot up side my ear.. Confused
Laughing

Hey Chuck Bring You bad self on..
I will stick my smashed finger in your eye.. Shocked


Well maybe not that finger..It still hurts. Laughing
Yellow
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's Crazy Talk!

And further proof that YELLOW thermapens cause brain damage. :lol

And looks like they also cause hair loss as well.

I also heard that Yellow Thermapens cause ,Tourette's Irratable bowel sydrom, bloating, and E.D
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gota go with Blue when you see how fast it is you will want to sing the blues.
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fig Pucker
Sounds like barn yard talk to me,You Ol Pig Pucker You..
They have stuff that can help with the E.D thing.. Cool
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blew thermapens are so slow they get passed by snails.
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The first liar does not stand a chance.

Do you know how to tell a BBQ'er is lying? His lips are moving.
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robert & Keri C wrote:
The first liar does not stand a chance.

Do you know how to tell a BBQ'er is lying? His lips are moving.


Hey Now!!
If we wanted any lip out of You.... Shocked
We would rattle our zippers.. Rolling Eyes
only kiddin..
Not..
Still funnin..
Catfish..Out!!
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love it when you guys are bored.

I own Red, blue, yellow, and black, and I set them up so I could dip them all into the same pot of water at the same time. I then set up my video camera and recorded the events. Then I slowed down the playback so I could see which one hit temp first. The red one won 10 straight times. The yellow and black tied 5 times for 2nd. 3 times yellow was second, black 2 times. The blue was dead last every time. Oh and they all had brand new batteries all from the same box.






Everyone's got their waders on right. This @#*& is gonna get deep.
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

ckone
Get back to cooking!!!
Thats sick.. Laughing
Video..Thats nuts...
It would work.
Whitey..
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

damn really im still the only purple WTF come on guys purple is super duper fast and we all know it


P.S. whitey no eye poking that just aint right
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robert & Keri C wrote:
The first liar does not stand a chance.

Do you know how to tell a BBQ'er is lying? His lips are moving.


If we all lying, how will you ever know who lied first? You gunna just ask us? Well, the chicken came first. It was a yellow chicken with a white therapen giving birth...
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

ckone wrote:
I love it when you guys are bored.

I own Red, blue, yellow, and black, and I set them up so I could dip them all into the same pot of water at the same time. I then set up my video camera and recorded the events. Then I slowed down the playback so I could see which one hit temp first. The red one won 10 straight times. The yellow and black tied 5 times for 2nd. 3 times yellow was second, black 2 times. The blue was dead last every time. Oh and they all had brand new batteries all from the same box.


LIAR!

ckone wrote:
I

Everyone's got their waders on right. This @#*& is gonna get deep.


What? Oh....Nevermind...

Cheers! Laughing
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whoa what was that. Shocked Oh never mind that was just my Super Duper Black Therma Pen helping all those pretty colored pens hit their temps on time. Laughing
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

ckone wrote:
I love it when you guys are bored.

I own Red, blue, yellow, and black, and I set them up so I could dip them all into the same pot of water at the same time. I then set up my video camera and recorded the events. Then I slowed down the playback so I could see which one hit temp first. The red one won 10 straight times. The yellow and black tied 5 times for 2nd. 3 times yellow was second, black 2 times. The blue was dead last every time. Oh and they all had brand new batteries all from the same box..


You done boiling the water with my green therapen? I'm going to need it this weekend for a cook...
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PostPosted: Oct 01 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry guys, but I gotta do it Shocked

Joel wrote:
Now The Truth Comes out.... PASSION

Arrow I love the Passion here.

I have always had a great time smoking with my smoker.

Been smoking since I was about 16 years old

Couldn't think of a better way to write a post that would get ya excited

Although I havn't been a member of the Ring I've been reading for as long as I can recall the site up and running...

Love the Passion, Keep it coming, That's why I posted... Better than Readers Digest.

Knew this would STIR your spirits.. Love'n It Outloud.... Razz


This is how you get us excited and stir the pot Wink

And my Yellow Thermapen can lie so fast, it should run for office Shocked
(Don't yell at me SoEzzy, it's just borderline political) Rolling Eyes Wink
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