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| Which Thermapen is the fastest |
| Gray |
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2% |
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| White |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| Yellow |
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20% |
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| Green |
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6% |
[ 3 ] |
| Red |
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22% |
[ 10 ] |
| Blue |
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13% |
[ 6 ] |
| Brown |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| Black |
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15% |
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| Orange |
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13% |
[ 6 ] |
| Pink |
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2% |
[ 1 ] |
| Purple |
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4% |
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tacklebox BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 07 Jul 2009 Posts: 1870 Location: Big Bend, WI
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Posted: Sep 30 2010 Post subject: |
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or BROWN  _________________ ~Joe
This post is not intended to offend, unless I intend it to
Life is like a penis, some times it gets hard for no reason
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whitey BBQ All Star

Joined: 25 Apr 2008 Posts: 5318 Location: washington state
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Posted: Sep 30 2010 Post subject: |
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Lighting fast Yellow.. _________________ Lang 84 delux long neck chargrill.
The Lil Squealer (UDS)
My Lab is smarter than Your Honor role student!!
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Fig Pucker BBQ Pro
Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 609 Location: Central MA
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Posted: Sep 30 2010 Post subject: |
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I'm told the RED thermapens are so fast they can beat Chuck Norris in a race.  _________________ Andy
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whitey BBQ All Star

Joined: 25 Apr 2008 Posts: 5318 Location: washington state
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Posted: Sep 30 2010 Post subject: |
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Chuck is old and as out dated as those red pens.  _________________ Lang 84 delux long neck chargrill.
The Lil Squealer (UDS)
My Lab is smarter than Your Honor role student!!
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Fig Pucker BBQ Pro
Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 609 Location: Central MA
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Posted: Sep 30 2010 Post subject: |
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| whitey wrote: | Chuck is old and as out dated as those red pens.  |
Don't let Chuck hear you say that.  _________________ Andy
WSM 18.5" 22.5", Genesis EP330 |
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whitey BBQ All Star

Joined: 25 Apr 2008 Posts: 5318 Location: washington state
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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Hes old and Im skinny and fast..
As long as i stay away from him Im good..Dont need a boot up side my ear..
Hey Chuck Bring You bad self on..
I will stick my smashed finger in your eye..
Well maybe not that finger..It still hurts.
Yellow _________________ Lang 84 delux long neck chargrill.
The Lil Squealer (UDS)
My Lab is smarter than Your Honor role student!!
Chicken Throwdown Champ..2010..
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Fig Pucker BBQ Pro
Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 609 Location: Central MA
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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That's Crazy Talk!
And further proof that YELLOW thermapens cause brain damage. :lol
And looks like they also cause hair loss as well.
I also heard that Yellow Thermapens cause ,Tourette's Irratable bowel sydrom, bloating, and E.D
 _________________ Andy
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coyote BBQ Pro

Joined: 06 Jul 2009 Posts: 595 Location: Northeast Georgia
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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Gota go with Blue when you see how fast it is you will want to sing the blues. _________________ Neal
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whitey BBQ All Star

Joined: 25 Apr 2008 Posts: 5318 Location: washington state
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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Fig Pucker
Sounds like barn yard talk to me,You Ol Pig Pucker You..
They have stuff that can help with the E.D thing..  _________________ Lang 84 delux long neck chargrill.
The Lil Squealer (UDS)
My Lab is smarter than Your Honor role student!!
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Hell Fire Grill BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 17 Mar 2007 Posts: 3921 Location: Pickler's Puragatory!!
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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| Blew thermapens are so slow they get passed by snails. |
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Robert & Keri C BBQ Pro

Joined: 31 Aug 2006 Posts: 647 Location: Broken Arrow, near Tulsa OK
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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The first liar does not stand a chance.
Do you know how to tell a BBQ'er is lying? His lips are moving. _________________ Robert & Keri C
Under construction-GF Stump Clone using a 1965 Montgomery Wards deep freeze
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whitey BBQ All Star

Joined: 25 Apr 2008 Posts: 5318 Location: washington state
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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| Robert & Keri C wrote: | The first liar does not stand a chance.
Do you know how to tell a BBQ'er is lying? His lips are moving. |
Hey Now!!
If we wanted any lip out of You....
We would rattle our zippers..
only kiddin..
Not..
Still funnin..
Catfish..Out!! _________________ Lang 84 delux long neck chargrill.
The Lil Squealer (UDS)
My Lab is smarter than Your Honor role student!!
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ckone BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 23 Oct 2009 Posts: 2451 Location: Austin, TX
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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I love it when you guys are bored.
I own Red, blue, yellow, and black, and I set them up so I could dip them all into the same pot of water at the same time. I then set up my video camera and recorded the events. Then I slowed down the playback so I could see which one hit temp first. The red one won 10 straight times. The yellow and black tied 5 times for 2nd. 3 times yellow was second, black 2 times. The blue was dead last every time. Oh and they all had brand new batteries all from the same box.
Everyone's got their waders on right. This @#*& is gonna get deep. _________________ 22.5 Weber Kettle
OK Joe
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whitey BBQ All Star

Joined: 25 Apr 2008 Posts: 5318 Location: washington state
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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ckone
Get back to cooking!!!
Thats sick..
Video..Thats nuts...
It would work.
Whitey.. _________________ Lang 84 delux long neck chargrill.
The Lil Squealer (UDS)
My Lab is smarter than Your Honor role student!!
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killswitch505 BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 05 Apr 2009 Posts: 3921 Location: Hobbs, NM
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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damn really im still the only purple WTF come on guys purple is super duper fast and we all know it
P.S. whitey no eye poking that just aint right _________________ Club Disco
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Soapm BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 06 Aug 2010 Posts: 2087 Location: Mile High City
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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| Robert & Keri C wrote: | The first liar does not stand a chance.
Do you know how to tell a BBQ'er is lying? His lips are moving. |
If we all lying, how will you ever know who lied first? You gunna just ask us? Well, the chicken came first. It was a yellow chicken with a white therapen giving birth... |
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day_trippr BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 08 May 2009 Posts: 3206 Location: Stow, MA
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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| ckone wrote: | I love it when you guys are bored.
I own Red, blue, yellow, and black, and I set them up so I could dip them all into the same pot of water at the same time. I then set up my video camera and recorded the events. Then I slowed down the playback so I could see which one hit temp first. The red one won 10 straight times. The yellow and black tied 5 times for 2nd. 3 times yellow was second, black 2 times. The blue was dead last every time. Oh and they all had brand new batteries all from the same box.
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Everyone's got their waders on right. This @#*& is gonna get deep. |
What? Oh....Nevermind...
Cheers!  _________________ Save the planet: it's the only one with beer!
FrankennBrinkmann ECB
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k.a.m. BBQ Mega Star

Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 26020 Location: Southeast Texas.
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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Whoa what was that. Oh never mind that was just my Super Duper Black Therma Pen helping all those pretty colored pens hit their temps on time.  _________________ Always remember slow and steady wins the race.
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Soapm BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 06 Aug 2010 Posts: 2087 Location: Mile High City
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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| ckone wrote: | I love it when you guys are bored.
I own Red, blue, yellow, and black, and I set them up so I could dip them all into the same pot of water at the same time. I then set up my video camera and recorded the events. Then I slowed down the playback so I could see which one hit temp first. The red one won 10 straight times. The yellow and black tied 5 times for 2nd. 3 times yellow was second, black 2 times. The blue was dead last every time. Oh and they all had brand new batteries all from the same box.. |
You done boiling the water with my green therapen? I'm going to need it this weekend for a cook... |
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tacklebox BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 07 Jul 2009 Posts: 1870 Location: Big Bend, WI
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Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject: |
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Sorry guys, but I gotta do it
| Joel wrote: | Now The Truth Comes out.... PASSION
I love the Passion here.
I have always had a great time smoking with my smoker.
Been smoking since I was about 16 years old
Couldn't think of a better way to write a post that would get ya excited
Although I havn't been a member of the Ring I've been reading for as long as I can recall the site up and running...
Love the Passion, Keep it coming, That's why I posted... Better than Readers Digest.
Knew this would STIR your spirits.. Love'n It Outloud....  |
This is how you get us excited and stir the pot
And my Yellow Thermapen can lie so fast, it should run for office
(Don't yell at me SoEzzy, it's just borderline political)  _________________ ~Joe
This post is not intended to offend, unless I intend it to
Life is like a penis, some times it gets hard for no reason
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