I Love Mustard!

BBQMAN · Posted: Sep 29 2010 Post subject: I Love Mustard!

I Love Mustard.

As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet Mustard.

The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands, but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.

Here, hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich, she said.

I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers..

I love mustard.

I had no napkin.

I licked it off.

It was not mustard.

No man ever put a baby down faster.

It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding out.

With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue.

Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, now you know why they call that fancy mustard..............................

"Poupon."
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Jarhead · Posted: Sep 29 2010 Post subject:

BBQMAN , I'm hoping that was a story and not something that happened to you... Shocked

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Hell Fire Grill · Posted: Sep 29 2010 Post subject:

Figures she would hand the kid off right after he loaded the diaper. Cant blame her I'da done it too.

patruns · Posted: Sep 29 2010 Post subject:

Oh god! I had no idea where you were going with it. I was looking for a mustard recipe......

I'm having ketchup on whatever sammich I eat today! Shocked

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CliffC · Posted: Sep 29 2010 Post subject:

So... what does mustard smell like again?

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BBQMAN · Posted: Oct 01 2010 Post subject:

Naw, not me! Laughing

Nice for the thoughts that you folks were hoping I hadn't eaten that shizzle! Wink

Just an old food related joke that was sent my way and I didn't think it had been posted here!
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whitey · Posted: Oct 04 2010 Post subject:

It grossed me out..The Yella seeded crap.OMG.
I just threw chunks all over the keyboard..
Nice way to start My morning here at the airplane factory... Laughing

Thanks..
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Soapm · Posted: Oct 05 2010 Post subject:

What's wrong with peanut butter and ham??? Confused

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