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T00lman
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01 10 5:46 am    Post subject: favorite animal Reply with quote

Favorite Animal



Our teacher asked us what was our favorite animal and I said "fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now...
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01 10 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFLMAO Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01 10 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing so hard I can barely see to type
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01 10 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01 10 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01 10 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too funny!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01 10 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04 10 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08 10 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would have to agree with the rest it was pretty funny Very Happy Laughing
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