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Michael B BBQ Pro
Joined: 31 Aug 2006 Posts: 789 Location: Amherst, New Hampshire
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You'll have a little competition.
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daddywoofdawg BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 22 Jul 2008 Posts: 3892 Location: Starkweather,ND
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Put the piglets in one end and by the time they get to the other there 100lbers.So Ezzy you forgot to add the logging truck for the wood.You would have to pump out a lake to fill it with water to cut it.and Paint it flesh tone.You know what they say about guys and big cars. _________________ Good BBQ is all smoke and beers!
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k.a.m. BBQ Mega Star

Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 26020 Location: Southeast Texas.
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| killswitch505 wrote: | | I would gladly take some time off work and bring my machines so what do you say K.A.M. want to make or break a world record ????? |
killswitch505, sounds like a great plan. I am still trying to figure out if I have enough room or do I need to move the house and live in the build.  _________________ Always remember slow and steady wins the race.
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Wreckless BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 15 May 2009 Posts: 2292 Location: New Braunfels, TX
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Posted: Mar 03 2010 Post subject: |
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| Michael B wrote: | You'll have a little competition.
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Attempting to control the warp on that many doors during a build might just require the men in white coats with a spare straight jacket to come seek me out. I would be honored tho to meet the guy that can talk his better half out of the cookie jar cash for the shop to build it in. _________________ Backyarder
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k.a.m. BBQ Mega Star

Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 26020 Location: Southeast Texas.
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| W reckless wrote: | | Michael B wrote: | You'll have a little competition.
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Attempting to control the warp on that many doors during a build might just require the men in white coats with a spare straight jacket to come seek me out. I would be honored tho to meet the guy that can talk his better half out of the cookie jar cash for the shop to build it in. |
Wreckless, my Friend if you can afford to build that beast then I am betting you can afford to pay someone to worry about door warpage for you  _________________ Always remember slow and steady wins the race.
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Marky C BBQ Pro

Joined: 29 Nov 2006 Posts: 501 Location: Delaware
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Posted: Mar 04 2010 Post subject: |
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| killswitch505 wrote: | | Screw a whole hog cook a real man cooks whole herds lol thats great if anyone could it would be K.A.M |
"Whole Herd Cooker" now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.  _________________ Kill a cow, Start a fire ...
The magic begins.
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SoEzzy BBQ Super All Star

Joined: 13 Oct 2006 Posts: 13183 Location: SLC, UT
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Posted: Mar 04 2010 Post subject: |
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| Marky C wrote: | "Whole Herd Cooker" now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.  |
And who gets to wear the hat of the "Head cooker of the Whole Herd Team", I bet all of his kids could have the "Tail cooker of the Whole Herd Team" hats with curly pig tail sticking out the back!
I think we might be on to a winning idea all round here guys, I'll put a $ in the pot to start it off, send your funds to me and we'll announce when we have the money to buy it, then when we have enough to move it, etc!  _________________ Here's a change Robert.
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Wreckless BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 15 May 2009 Posts: 2292 Location: New Braunfels, TX
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| SoEzzy wrote: | | Marky C wrote: | "Whole Herd Cooker" now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.  |
And who gets to wear the hat of the "Head cooker of the Whole Herd Team", I bet all of his kids could have the "Tail cooker of the Whole Herd Team" hats with curly pig tail sticking out the back!
I think we might be on to a winning idea all round here guys, I'll put a $ in the pot to start it off, send your funds to me and we'll announce when we have the money to buy it, then when we have enough to move it, etc!  |
I want to direct my $ to KAM for doing the doors. If I read between the lines from his earlier posts, I think he wants to do them. _________________ Backyarder
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k.a.m. BBQ Mega Star

Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 26020 Location: Southeast Texas.
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| Wreckless wrote: | | SoEzzy wrote: | | Marky C wrote: | "Whole Herd Cooker" now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.  |
And who gets to wear the hat of the "Head cooker of the Whole Herd Team", I bet all of his kids could have the "Tail cooker of the Whole Herd Team" hats with curly pig tail sticking out the back!
I think we might be on to a winning idea all round here guys, I'll put a $ in the pot to start it off, send your funds to me and we'll announce when we have the money to buy it, then when we have enough to move it, etc!  |
I want to direct my $ to KAM for doing the doors. If I read between the lines from his earlier posts, I think he wants to do them. |
Yes we are going to have a long A$$ cooker with a lot of flat doors on it, better make the gang way wider for the gull wings to open.  _________________ Always remember slow and steady wins the race.
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Wreckless BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 15 May 2009 Posts: 2292 Location: New Braunfels, TX
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Posted: Mar 04 2010 Post subject: |
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Cost of the pit-$12,000
Cost of the trailer-$12,000
Cost of the semi rig-?
The look on the butchers face when we pull up in the rig " We'd like to place an order.."-Priceless _________________ Backyarder
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Jarhead BBQ All Star

Joined: 11 Oct 2009 Posts: 7355 Location: Marionville, Home of the White Squirrels, Missouri
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Posted: Mar 04 2010 Post subject: |
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You forgot:
The Reefer Van to haul the groceries in.
Empire Gas Propane truck to fire it up. Are you gonna use weed burners with quick connects or use a few log lighters, 100' long?
Oversize load permits, chase cars.
Rewire shop to 440 v.
Aerogas Truck to hook up the torch to.
Hell that thing would take 2-3 days to get to temp. So much for hot and fast.  _________________ Gunny 3073/4044/8411
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Jon D. Q. BBQ Super Fan
Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 404 Location: Middle Tennessee
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| I think I remember where Diamond Lil's 6' diameter by 48' long smoker took 2 1/2 to 3 hours to get up to temp. |
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daddywoofdawg BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 22 Jul 2008 Posts: 3892 Location: Starkweather,ND
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Posted: Mar 05 2010 Post subject: |
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Put a jet engine in the back and the exhaust can heat up the tank as a preheater.or put a vending machine on it and for 5.00 you get two sticks and a lb of charcoal to fill the fire box.Just like at the zoo. _________________ Good BBQ is all smoke and beers!
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JD Witt BBQ Fan

Joined: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 167 Location: Ash Grove, MO
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Posted: Mar 05 2010 Post subject: |
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OK we're on to something here! My question is who's wife will let them park that thing in the front yard?  _________________ On the seventh day GOD didn't rest, he had a BBQ! |
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daddywoofdawg BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 22 Jul 2008 Posts: 3892 Location: Starkweather,ND
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Posted: Mar 05 2010 Post subject: |
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I have a couple acres and live next door to the mayor so lets park it in front of my house!LOL! _________________ Good BBQ is all smoke and beers!
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JD Witt BBQ Fan

Joined: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 167 Location: Ash Grove, MO
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