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SmokeHound
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| jeepdad wrote: | Actually, the Mrs and I will be away next weekend. Some friends invited us to their beach house for the weekend. If we get back early enough on Sunday I will whip something up and beat the snot outta the women folk. Otherwise whitey, usrifle, roxy, or k.a.m. will make short shrift outta you fair maidens.
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Hmmmm. . . . looks like "someone's" been hittin' the "JackLac" a little early. . . . . (save some of that for your compadres jeepdad...they're gonna need something to cry in. . . . . )
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whitey
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fair maidens[b] 
Come on Jeepdad[b] I thought I taught You better than.. 
How about "Blowhard Ol airbags"
Them and their sickly little lemon bars all covered in white sugar and body pieces of those sickly little turd suck buddies the rest of the world calls "Flies..
Good luck Lil Ladies! Now pull up those baggy drawers and Your best laid plan is still flawed.
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Smokin' Hoglegs
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whitey, I trust you've read the rules by now, but...
| whitey wrote: | | So is this done in the oven where the women can run around the house in their baggy undies.. |
...now that sounds like a shoe in for the game face pic winner  !
I forgot to say this morning that bribery is wholeheartedly encouraged! 
Glad to have you aboard bbqman! I had envisioned three seperate awards; the smacktalk has no correlation with the food which has no correlation with the game face. Just wanted to make sure we're all on the same page.
Any more competitors? Judges?
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Reefer do you want to see whitey in his wifes baggy undies? You are a brave man ,, I shall skip that one.Besides I dont think his wife will want the brown racing stripe down the back of them,, Umm you know from baking up his bownie surprise 
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| jeepdad wrote: | Actually, the Mrs and I will be away next weekend. Some friends invited us to their beach house for the weekend. If we get back early enough on Sunday I will whip something up and beat the snot outta the women folk. Otherwise whitey, usrifle, roxy, or k.a.m. will make short shrift outta you fair maidens.
--jeepdad |
Oh yeah sure dude.. thats it.. cut like a scared soldier and run when the going get hot.. and here I thought better of you..
man, what ever happened to Semper Fidelis..?? semper fi, semper fi, do or die, semper fi....????
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whitey
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Hey Jeepdad,You scared I didnt think you were a solider..That Be Me..He's a Marine 2 different animals..
Just thought Id clear that up
Ontario
Got a horse
How about an 18 pack of Molson.
See You back Here on Sunday Jeepdad.
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usrifle
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Allright....Looks like i'm in!
Us menfolk will be looking for you women to "fly" your white (those would be the new ones) "battle panty" flags of surrender come Monday. 
I know what i'm making, it has no yellow "chunks", and it doesn't smell like "White shoulders" either. ( you grandma's know what that is).
So break out your "A" game ladies, the "rookie" is in!
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| usrifle wrote: | Allright....Looks like i'm in!
Us menfolk will be looking for you women to "fly" your white (those would be the new ones) "battle panty" flags of surrender come Monday.
I know what i'm making, it has no yellow "chunks", and it doesn't smell like "White shoulders" either. ( you grandma's know what that is).
So break out your "A" game ladies, the "rookie" is in!
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Dude -- you're still typing. . . . Shouldn't you be feverishly surfing the internet frantically trying to figure out how you're gonna survive the arse whoopin' you're about to get??? 
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Kteedid63
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Shh Smoke the men are falling like flies .. We are going to have to be nicer to them or they will all quit.. You know how men and thier feelings are.
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The flies are falling in Your nastey kitchen right smack in the middle of Your poop upside down Yuk cake,It actually might be an improvement
Good Day..
And isnt feelings We dont have no feelings
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Dang you must have put your shorts on backwards as cranky as you are Whitey.. Its probally the manapause.. yep thats it.. here see if this cheers you up. Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
Wo-o-o
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Thanks KTEEDID63 I feel better..Now shoo flies dont bother Me,Shoo flies dont bother Me
See You on Sunday also,Look forward to it..
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You know really the whole no new original material might affect your smack talk. I will be comming off 40 hours no sleep so I should be ready for this. You know if your really that irratable.. You might try some vitiamin D.. It should help with the big case of the crankeys
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usrifle
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| Kteedid63 wrote: | | You know really the whole no new original material might affect your smack talk. I will be comming off 40 hours no sleep so I should be ready for this. You know if your really that irratable.. You might try some vitiamin D.. It should help with the big case of the crankeys |
40 hours of sleep?? ...isn't that "Hibernation"? Is that what it takes for a woman to BBQ something?
The menfolk can be up for 40 hours STRAIGHT, and still collect the "White flag" panties of surrender.
...and "flies" are not a raisin substitute for your EZ Bake oven muffins either!
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| usrifle wrote: | | Kteedid63 wrote: | | You know really the whole no new original material might affect your smack talk. I will be comming off 40 hours no sleep so I should be ready for this. You know if your really that irratable.. You might try some vitiamin D.. It should help with the big case of the crankeys |
40 hours of sleep?? ...isn't that "Hibernation"? Is that what it takes for a woman to BBQ something?
The menfolk can be up for 40 hours STRAIGHT, and still collect the "White flag" panties of surrender.
...and "flies" are not a raisin substitute for your EZ Bake oven muffins either!
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Dang. . . . that sounds like a personal problem. . . . you boys might wanna go get that checked out before the TD starts. . . .
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Dang. . . . that sounds like a personal problem. . . . you boys might wanna go get that checked out before the TD starts. . . . |
Blah Blah Blah Blah, You girlies need to loosen up those baggy panties, I think they are messin with your thinkin. Thats right k.a.m. is back and I am ready to clean house. Although I might need a good Hazmat crew to straighten up what y'all are going let loose this weekend. from those EBO's
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Golly guys I am thinking about putting some oreos on my smoker. Cause you know smoke makes everything taste so much better. UsRifle hun ,, you might wanna get your glasses checked and reread what I wrote. KAM doll you know Mrs reads this stuff. I dont want her to make smart mouth stuffed husbund pie.. and smoke hound there are not that many guys left dont make them cry any more or another one will quit. You boys are doing a great job but seriously stay out of my panty drawer it might make you blush. 
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| k.a.m. wrote: | | SmokeHound wrote: |
Dang. . . . that sounds like a personal problem. . . . you boys might wanna go get that checked out before the TD starts. . . . |
Blah Blah Blah Blah, You girlies need to loosen up those baggy panties, I think they are messin with your thinkin. Thats right k.a.m. is back and I am ready to clean house. Although I might need a good Hazmat crew to straighten up what y'all are going let loose this weekend. from those EBO's |
| Kteedid63 wrote: | | .. and smoke hound there are not that many guys left dont make them cry any more or another one will quit. |
K.A.M: LOLOL!!! Hazmat. . . . that's funny. . . . .
Kteedid: I'm sure these boys can handle it. . . . seems like no one here has ANY problems "shovelin' it". . . . 
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| Kteedid63 wrote: | | KAM doll you know Mrs reads this stuff. I don't want her to make smart mouth stuffed husband pie.. |
I have her right where I need her ( looks around so he doesn't get blind sided) Whitey, usrifle, roxy. Its us against them, Who else do we have? lets given one for the Gipper, Where is the Gipper?, Oh yeh headed to the beach  Any way, we have this guys, there is no way a bunch stained Depends old ladies are gonna rain on our parade. Let em come at us with their Betty crocker wanna be desserts, We are gonna line em up and one by one watch them self destruct. Poof another one bites the dust. ( Man I am getting good at this)
Oh yeh BBQMAN you still needing that stainless barrel whipped up into a UDS? I will be available right after we get through with this massacre.
And Reefer there must be something you need , Hey I will be free pretty soon , These lightweights are more of a burr in our saddles.
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usrifle
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Woo-Hoo KAM!!! You have the Smack talk down now!
Hmmmm....You Must be still basking in the "glow" of that B-Day party my friend.
Watch out for the Mrs.! she probably giving you a kiss and trying to "sabotage" you at the same time...
Can you see the PM's flying in the background from the "Henfolk"?
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