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Oregon smoker
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I will judge, if necessary. I think everyone needs a tiara at this point.
I am pretty sure everyone wears the same granny panty things too.
I will have plenty o Everclear to mix with your ensure/infamil or whatever the fook you old people that need diapers drink. Just remember it better pass muster to serve in someones restaurant or we will all get chided for it.  |
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k.a.m.
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Can you see the PM's flying in the background from the "Henfolk"? 
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Right on Brother  I will keep one eye on her and the other on the ojective I bet the smoke ring servers are going into warp speed trying to cover up all that Blah Blah Blah Blah they Gumming about. 
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k.a.m.
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| Oregon smoker wrote: | I will judge, if necessary. I think everyone needs a tiara at this point.
I am pretty sure everyone wears the same granny panty things too.
I will have plenty o Everclear to mix with your ensure/infamil or whatever the fook you old people that need diapers drink. Just remember it better pass muster to serve in someones restaurant or we will all get chided for it. |
Welcome aboard kind sir As stated before to the other judges, if there is anything you need just let ole k.a.m. know.  Right after we Men make short work of these ole bittys in this throw down or massacre as it should be re-named. There will be plenty of time to paint your house modify a cooker mow the grass, Heck I could start now while the ladies try to get their cake mix boxes open.
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Kteedid63
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Why KAM you know me soooo well.. I was going to try to open one of those cake boxes but I was worried about braking a nail. <sigh> now whatever shall I do?? I am sooooooo not worried about you this weekend I think the Mrs will rummage threw her underware drawer and keep you busy all weekend long. Putty in her hand.. Although you are right you should work on building smokers this weekend. Just remeber judges behind every great man is his wonderful wife taking care of him and what he does. Not saying the Mrs has an evil bone in her body.<Flashback> ::Sweet smile:: Remeber Mrs he is only caught up in the moment dont be to hard on him. 
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Mrs. K.A.M.
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I found jeepdads weekend cook and this is what I told him.
| Mrs. K.A.M. wrote: | WoW  Looks very delicious. With you being the dessert king in the Ring, I thought the women were going to have some competition. But you are going to the beach. |
Of coarse it's BS, but sounded good at the time.
So now with any real threat gone, this is going to be soooooo easy. I'll have to get out my big wooden spoon to keep k.a.m. from getting into my recipe drawer. I guess I'll hide my recipes in my panty drawer
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Kteedid63
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Thats it Sista.. Or just be kind enough to change a few things on the recipie.. I doubt if he would notice.. You know extra salt and baking powder does wonders for a recipie .. Now if only we can somehow get to Mrs Roxie..
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k.a.m.
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| Kteedid63 wrote: | | Thats it Sista.. Or just be kind enough to change a few things on the recipie.. I doubt if he would notice.. You know extra salt and baking powder does wonders for a recipie .. Now if only we can somehow get to Mrs Roxie.. |
Whats good for the Goose can be good for the Gander. (Oh Honey all apple wood bark looks like pine bark ) But then again belching white smoke from a cooker is normal for the ladies they just add a little more Allspice and call it a Dessert
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whitey
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Get Em K.A.M.. They are in for a big eye opener
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This is starting to get interesting.
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usrifle
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...Yep, this is a LOT of fun. I am a total rookie, and probably will get my butt "handed" to me by the "Henfolk", but that's ok... 
I will learn a lot, and i get to cook something new.
So i'll take my beating with a smile.
Go men!!
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usrifle
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| Oregon smoker wrote: | | I will judge, if necessary. I think everyone needs a tiara at this point. |
....sounds like a "bailout" to me!
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Kteedid63
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I will take a tira ,, not that I dont already have one in real life <smirk>
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SmokeHound
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| usrifle wrote: | ...Yep, this is a LOT of fun. I am a total rookie, and probably will get my butt "handed" to me by the "Henfolk", but that's ok...
I will learn a lot, and i get to cook something new.
So i'll take my beating with a smile.
Go men!!
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Well put usrifle!
This is my first "throwdown" on this forum . . . and I'm already havin' a fair bit O fun!
Can't wait to see what everyone comes up with. . . It's gonna be a good time!
I do have to confess though that I am starting to worry. . . those hallucinations you boys are having cannot be good! (did you forget to chill your JackLac again???)
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whitey
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Roxy,K.A.M,USrifle and Myself are going to be a "A Force To Be Reconend With"
We can Bake,shop,change the oil in the tractor,weld,cook,and Woo Our Ladies..So The Guy's that are throwing down arent a bunch of slackers
This isnt Our first rodeo.. 
We all are going to have some fun during this beat down..Good Luck to all..
Enough of this nice crap,Lets get ready to rumble..
I have a list to get this afternoon and I will be ready to go on Sunday..
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Bunqui
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I hope you guys (and gals) know how hard you're making it for those stuck at the office to actually get a little work done. 'Tho it is more enjoyable than crunching numbers.
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usrifle
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| SmokeHound wrote: | | usrifle wrote: | ...Yep, this is a LOT of fun. I am a total rookie, and probably will get my butt "handed" to me by the "Henfolk", but that's ok...
I will learn a lot, and i get to cook something new.
So i'll take my beating with a smile.
Go men!!
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Well put usrifle!
This is my first "throwdown" on this forum . . . and I'm already havin' a fair bit O fun!
Can't wait to see what everyone comes up with. . . It's gonna be a good time!
I do have to confess though that I am starting to worry. . . those hallucinations you boys are having cannot be good! (did you forget to chill your JackLac again???) |
Forget to chill it?!? Are you kidding me? No self respecting Man would chill it....That's for the ladies and their
"Similac/Cooking sherry/Ex-Lax"concoction. ...Here, let me wash it down with a Longneck.
Wait a minute... ....Is that the flavor of your Dessert??!!
Mmmmm....."EZ-Bake" Oven with the "Smoke flavoring" provided by the piece of balsa wood "Foiled" to the oversize 100 watt bulb.
"SImilac/Sherry" glaze over crescent rolls with a a lovely puree of Ex-lax and Midol.
....say, that's a real "cure all"!
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SmokeHound
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| usrifle wrote: | Forget to chill it?!? Are you kidding me? No self respecting Man would chill it....That's for the ladies and their
"Similac/Cooking sherry/Ex-Lax"concoction. ...Here, let me wash it down with a Longneck.
Wait a minute... ....Is that the flavor of your Dessert??!!
Mmmmm....."EZ-Bake" Oven with the "Smoke flavoring" provided by the piece of balsa wood "Foiled" to the oversize 100 watt bulb.
"SImilac/Sherry" glaze over crescent rolls with a a lovely puree of Ex-lax and Midol.
....say, that's a real "cure all"!
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LONGNECK??? I'll take straight shots (Bushmills) if it's all the same to you fellers. . . .
Hmmm. . . I never knew you could do that w/ an EBO usrifle . . . And given your ornate description, it seems obvious this is a dessert you've made many times before. . . :-p
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Oregon smoker
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| usrifle wrote: | | Oregon smoker wrote: | | I will judge, if necessary. I think everyone needs a tiara at this point. |
....sounds like a "bailout" to me!
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Actually i am on baby watch. My wife is due 10/2 but thinks she is going to go into labor tomorrow. As it is she is at the hospital with her best friend who just started labor this afternoon at 2pm, so i may be at the hospital tonight if she falls in sync with her friend.
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k.a.m.
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Oregon smoker, Woo Hoo CONGRATS My Man. As I stated before just let ole k.a.m. know if I can persuade err help in any way Seriously though CONGRATS And Good Luck, I hope and pray Mom and the new one are Healthy and on track.
Kevin
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k.a.m.
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| usrifle wrote: | ...Yep, this is a LOT of fun. I am a total rookie, and probably will get my butt "handed" to me by the "Henfolk", but that's ok...
I will learn a lot, and i get to cook something new.
So i'll take my beating with a smile.
Go men!!
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Now back to the regular scheduled program Geez man you had me worried with this rookie stuff. I am glad you gathered yourself in your last post. No surrender No retreat These Betty crocker Ebo white smoke belching bittys are going down. I have Mrs. K.A.M.'s uds all set up and fueled for her I am eating at Luby's this weekend, I have to work next week. I know I am a dead man but, This is for us Guys and I am willing to go down fighting What say ya
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