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NaughtyNurse
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PostPosted: Fri May 29 09 5:23 am    Post subject: This is gonna get me in trouble Reply with quote

DISCLAIMER: I did not write this, just posting it to show the misconceptions some people have Rolling Eyes

BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(Cool THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.



(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off", and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

How will we ever convince people that BBQ and Grilling are not the same Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 29 09 6:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

very funny now for some reason my wife want take a trip to ks go figure Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 29 09 6:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL! Can you explain this to my wife? I will bring her to cowtown comp. just for that! LOL.
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PostPosted: Fri May 29 09 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i totally disagree, well with only the part about buying the food, I buy the meat! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri May 29 09 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i might have to stencil that on the side of my smoker Smile
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PostPosted: Fri May 29 09 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope Mrs. K.A.M. doesnt read this. Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 29 09 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come on! Sometimes I light the charcoal or turn the gas on.
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PostPosted: Fri May 29 09 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat May 30 09 6:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You mean some men actually check on the meat while drinking beer? WOW I have heard rumors about this subspieces, I just never knew they were true. Thanks Naughty Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat May 30 09 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked I mean really Shocked

A man definately wrote this.

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PostPosted: Sat May 30 09 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mrs. K.A.M. wrote:
Shocked I mean really Shocked

A man definately wrote this.

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Yea, it was some guy I chat with from southest Texas Laughing

JUST KIDDING. Twisted Evil
I thought it was written by a woman because of the references to napkins and vegetables....... Wink
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PostPosted: Sun May 31 09 5:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Idea
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PostPosted: Sun May 31 09 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NaughtyNurse wrote:
Mrs. K.A.M. wrote:
Shocked I mean really Shocked

A man definately wrote this.

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Yea, it was some guy I chat with from southest Texas Laughing

JUST KIDDING. Twisted Evil
I thought it was written by a woman because of the references to napkins and vegetables....... Wink


Dang it, NaughtyNurse! Now I will have to watch my six everytime I cross the Neches River and enter Orange County.
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PostPosted: Sun May 31 09 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HarvestMoon wrote:
NaughtyNurse wrote:
Mrs. K.A.M. wrote:
Shocked I mean really Shocked

A man definately wrote this.

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Yea, it was some guy I chat with from southest Texas Laughing

JUST KIDDING. Twisted Evil
I thought it was written by a woman because of the references to napkins and vegetables....... Wink


Dang it, NaughtyNurse! Now I will have to watch my six everytime I cross the Neches River and enter Orange County.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 13 09 2:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got that in spanish...I WILL TRANSLATE THE REPLY AND POST IT...just remember...BBQ is a man's game where our inner caveman comes out to play!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 13 09 3:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is the REPLY...of course WRITEN BY A MEXICAN!!!!! hahahahahaha got you!

REPLY:
1.- The woman buing the food???? No man in his mind will let that happen! the woman will buy 12 beers, a kilo of meat chicen wings and A LOT OF HIDES because the buther did not find a man who will buy that (of course he told her that weng great in the grill.

2.- Salad? vegetables??? THATS FOR BUNNIES! men eat meat!

3.- Prepare the meat???tHE MEAT ONLY HAS SALT AND A MARINADE!!!! utensils??? NO WAY WE USE A BURNT TOOTPICK AND THE HANDS!

4.- THATS not even her place...her place is en the kithchen

5.-the man puts the meat on the grill...AND WHO PREPARE THE CHARCOAL, SEPARATE THE SAUSAGE, LOOKS OUT FOR THE FIRE??' AMN OF COURSE!

6.- Another girlie stuff...WE USE THE HANDS!

REMEMBER MY BROTHERS...its not a cockout (as the woman think) its a male bonding experience and a holy and ancestral rite, a ageless moment when the modern man praise homage to his ancestors.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15 09 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy OMG this is my favorite line ever "REMEMBER MY BROTHERS...its not a cockout (as the woman think)" Honestly women think of more things then just that. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy That in refrance to meat burning. There is so many things to crack up about. I am not sure umm what you guys are doing around your smokers now. That is the best joke I have read all day thanks
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21 09 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mrs. K.A.M. wrote:
Shocked I mean really Shocked

A man definately wrote this.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21 09 3:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kteedid63 wrote:
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy OMG this is my favorite line ever "REMEMBER MY BROTHERS...its not a cockout (as the woman think)" Honestly women think of more things then just that. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy That in refrance to meat burning. There is so many things to crack up about. I am not sure umm what you guys are doing around your smokers now. That is the best joke I have read all day thanks


I guess that would depend on what he is wearing under his apron Shocked Shocked Rolling Eyes Laughing
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