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First ABT"s ---HUGE Rookie Mistake
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roxy
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PostPosted: Aug 15 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doc1680 wrote:
It's a right of passage for BBQers. You have passed the test grasshopper. Now go forth and create good Q. Wink


Milk helps with the burn. But you better do that when the wife's away. Laughing


Dang, I got mine to do it for me.. Wink
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they loved the corn wrapped in bacon also..
My next is to pick a recipe for beans..Then we go on to the main course ribs,brisket,...I have a recipe for mop suace but never have used it..looking forward to perfecting the beans,brisket,and ribs then have a big BBQ.
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And it burns, burns burns, the Ring of Fire, the Ring of Fire.

Do you suppose Johnny Cash was a BBQ'er and this is what he was actually singing about in the song Ring of Fire;)
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I sing that song the day after a good feed of ABT's.. Shocked
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PostPosted: Aug 15 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

texaspirate wrote:
Even after I washed and scrubbed my hands it was real hard to get off



thats what she said....
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PostPosted: Aug 15 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

dinty wrote:
texaspirate wrote:
Even after I washed and scrubbed my hands it was real hard to get off



thats what she said....

OUCH! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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I laughed out loud!! Very Happy Sorry that happened. I will NOT make that same mistake.
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The father in-law made the same mistake after I showed him the magic of ABT's. He cut the jalapenos, then proceeded to rub his upper-lip. An hour and a half or so later (and several drinks) during dinner he declared in front of the whole family, "My upper lip is burning...it feels like I just gave an hour long mustache ride."

Needless to say, it was slightly awkward... Laughing
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StarvinMarvin wrote:
The father in-law made the same mistake after I showed him the magic of ABT's. He cut the jalapenos, then proceeded to rub his upper-lip. An hour and a half or so later (and several drinks) during dinner he declared in front of the whole family, "My upper lip is burning...it feels like I just gave an hour long mustache ride."

Needless to say, it was slightly awkward... Laughing
wow.....
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PostPosted: Aug 15 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Texaspirate I believe you have learned life lesson #43987

Jeff_From_VA wrote:
Never did that with food, but I once had it happen after using "Icy Hot"


Jeff learned #43988
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Reading this thread just sent a cold chill down my spine.
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burgandy-smoke wrote:
Reading this thread just sent a cold chill down my spine.

Better than a hot one someplace else... Wink
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One time alot of years ago...I hada "Residue" of Vicks on my hand...the wife was the victim...

'nuff said...

She hasn't moved that fast since Laughing
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I will be launching a Nation wide campaign urging everyone to wear protection..
"Protect yourself wear rubber " , "Wrap it", "balls of fire"
"Hot pants", " A snowball headed for hell",
"A case of the red ass".. "chest nuts roasting on a fire".........
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And don't even think about frying bacon in the nude.
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PostPosted: Aug 15 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frosty wrote:
One time alot of years ago...I hada "Residue" of Vicks on my hand...the wife was the victim...

'nuff said...

She hasn't moved that fast since Laughing


I've also had that situation happen , She still brings it up and swears to take revenge! Did you gusy ever use 'Sloans Liniment" be careful!!! it is like Icy-hot on steroids!!

I have also heard stories about eating people hot peppers and the heat getting transferred to other places from the playtime that ensued afterwards.
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PostPosted: Aug 15 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harry Nutczak wrote:
I have also heard stories about eating people hot peppers and the heat getting transferred to other places from the playtime that ensued afterwards.

Wow... Is this the ultimate "Freudian Slip" or what??? Shocked

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Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Jeff_From_VA wrote:
Never did that with food, but I once had it happen after using "Icy Hot"


Back in my days in the Service, our sergeants used to threaten those who could not pass their physicals with the icy hot treatment. They would threaten if you could not make your 2 miles in under the alloted time, they would make you put icy hot "down there" and not be able to shower until they made the run under time. Needless to say, no one ever failed the 2 mile run Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Don't be bumping ugly's with momma after handling Japs. Trust me I know.
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