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skybob
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PostPosted: Jun 20 2008    Post subject: Golfing Injury Reply with quote

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together
at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The
woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man
replied, still in pain, still in the fetal position, still clasping his
hands together in his groin. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her
to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his
pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked,
"How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell !"
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PostPosted: Jun 20 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one Bob..!!
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PostPosted: Jun 20 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was funny Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Jun 21 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Jun 21 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

sending that around the office now Smile good stuff
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