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skybob BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 10 Apr 2006 Posts: 1533 Location: Wichita, KS
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Posted: Jun 20 2008 Post subject: Golfing Injury |
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together
at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The
woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man
replied, still in pain, still in the fetal position, still clasping his
hands together in his groin. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her
to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his
pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked,
"How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell !" _________________ Treager Texas pit
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roxy BBQ All Star

Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 9331 Location: Wasaga beach, Ontario
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Good one Bob..!! _________________ Chargriller Akorn
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Do not rely on a rabbits foot for luck, it did not work out too well for the rabbit... |
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k.a.m. BBQ Mega Star

Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 26020 Location: Southeast Texas.
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Posted: Jun 20 2008 Post subject: |
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That was funny  |
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G's BBQ BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 1641 Location: NV
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Posted: Jun 21 2008 Post subject: |
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 _________________ California State Grand Champion-Shake,Rattle & Smoke-July 2007
American Royal Invitational 2007-11th place Ribbon Brisket
2nd Place BBQ Sauce-Best On The Mountain Rib Cook-Off-Horizon Casino, South Lake Tahoe-May 2008 |
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slykwilli
Joined: 24 May 2007 Posts: 17
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Posted: Jun 21 2008 Post subject: |
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sending that around the office now good stuff |
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