My dog just took a leak on my chimney...

CrazyChef · Posted: May 27 2008 Post subject: My dog just took a leak on my chimney...

Okay, so I know I haven't been posting here a lot in the past few months, but...

I was just outside doing some yard work and I looked over, and one of my dogs was TAKING A FREAKIN' LEAK ON MY CHIMNEY STARTER!!! WTF!?!?!

Anyways, just had to rant about it. Back to the yard work (and to wash the friggin' chimney).
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roxy · Posted: May 27 2008 Post subject:

Good thing he did not burn his norton.. Shocked

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Jeff T · Posted: May 27 2008 Post subject:

.....willy

k.a.m. · Posted: May 27 2008 Post subject:

Alrighty then, thank ya ll now I have tears of laughter rolling down my face. Laughing

Hell Fire Grill · Posted: May 27 2008 Post subject:

So are trying to tell us your having bbqed weenies tonight?

Tater_68 · Posted: May 27 2008 Post subject:

Just shot coke all over my screen through my nose Very Happy

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Birddog · Posted: May 27 2008 Post subject:

Well I'll try and save you a headache. If you leave your BBQ gloves out, this is what can happen with an 80# black lab

OSoSlow · Posted: May 27 2008 Post subject:

Well, Crazy....have you noticed any "unique" new flavoring lately ? Laughing

maybe you need to give the dog more than a bone ! smelling all that good Que and just getting a bone....think I'd have to consider something like that too ! Wink

and are you still South Beach-in' ? missed my May trip because of this damn BBQ comp schedule ! Wink

and this IS the week I'd be there too... Crying or Very sad

but I'll be down in Sept., it's bought and the vaca money is in the bank ! This week we've had tornado's and humidity - so looking forward to Sept. !
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Harry Nutczak · Posted: May 27 2008 Post subject:

He was just marking it so he could find it for you if it ever got stolen!

Grills, coolers, tools, and beverages!
Those are the holy grail for dogs to pee on!!

The best I have ever seen was at an outdoor party with everyone sitting in lawn chairs, a guy sets his beer down next to his chair and a pooch came up and pissed into his beer. he was tipped off about what just happened, I was laughing my ass off when it happened!

Another time I saw a dog do the "Cover my Mess" deal where they fling grass over thei pee-spot with the hind legs to cover it, this one dog flung a turd onto the table while doing it, a guy at the table picked it up and said "Where did this come from" and was examining it closely until he realzed what it was.
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roxy · Posted: May 28 2008 Post subject:

OddThomas · Posted: May 28 2008 Post subject:

Just imagine, that might not be the first time he took a wiz on it. Very Happy

bluesman250 · BBQ Pro Joined: 22 May 2007 Posts: 802

Well, if you want him to stop, when not using the chimney, hook it up to an 1100 amp truck battery. I betcha he would only take one more leak on it after that Shocked

JimH · Posted: May 28 2008 Post subject:

He was marking his territory. If you want to re-claim your starter you'll have to mark it as your territory. Wink

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roxy · Posted: May 28 2008 Post subject:

Q'ing in Dixie · Joined: 08 Apr 2008 Posts: 12

Now thats funny , I dont care who you are!!!
GIT R DONE FIDO!!!

JUST A THREE DAY DRUNK LOOKIN FOR A PLACE TO HAPPEN!!!

Chuck · Posted: May 28 2008 Post subject: subject

CrasyChef

your dog is telling you I want a rib and or some BBQ

dog food only goes so far

dad where is the bbq

Chuck

BufordCityDawg · BBQ Super Fan Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 400

I've got one for you. I've got an Australian shepherd who lives to catch his Frisbee. Every once in a while he will piss on his Frisbee then bring it to me. I'm not sure why he does it. I think it is because he's tired of catching Frisbee. Cause when he does that, I'm done throwing it.

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polock · Posted: May 28 2008 Post subject:

lmao that is funny stuff, atleast it wasn't number 2
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