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An Irishman at his first baseball game

 
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17 08 7:22 am    Post subject: An Irishman at his first baseball game Reply with quote

An Irishman moves to the USA and finally attends his first baseball game.
The first batter approaches the batter's box, takes a few swings, and then
hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming, " Run! Run!"

The next batter hits a single. The Irishman listens as the crowd again
cheers, "RUN! RUN!" The Irishman is enjoying the game and begins screaming
with the fans.

The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The umpire calls, "Walk!"
The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Irishman stands up and
screams, "Rrrrun ye lazy bastard, rrrun!"

The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Irishman sits back
down. A friendly fan, noting the man's embarrassment, leans over and
explains, "He can't run -- he's got four balls."

The Irishman stands up and screams, "Walk with pride, laddie
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