Hunting in the South (a joke)

[jen37]

Got this in an email today.


Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come
upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it
and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says " Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the
bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and
listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says " There's this old transmission here, give me a
hand and we'll throw it in and see".

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three,
and throw it in the hole. They are standing there
listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the
brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat
come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole, and jump in
headfirst.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the
hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about,
an old farmer walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers
didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere,
did you?"

The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing
here a minute ago and a goat came running out of
the bushes and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"

And the old farmer said " Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a
transmission