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Recipe for Christmass cake

 
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PostPosted: Dec 12 2007    Post subject: Recipe for Christmass cake Reply with quote

This is our family's secret Recipe, Please keep this in your family

Always a good recipe for the holidays!! Have a great day!!


Recipe for Christmas cake
1 Cup of Water
1 Cup of Brown Sugar
4 Large Eggs
Lemon Juice
1 tsp. of Baking Soda
Nuts
1 Cup of Sugar
1 Bottle of Vodka
1 tsp. Salt
2 Cups of Dried Fruit


Sample the vodka to check quality .. Take a large bowl, check the vodka
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. try another cup...just in
case. Trun off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dr ied fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If
the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two
cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a s**t. Check the vodka. Now
shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of
sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the
cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off
the turner, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick
someone which deserves it.



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PostPosted: Dec 12 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oldie but a goodie! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Dec 12 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, someone just sent an email with that in there.
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