A joke

[G's BBQ]

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.

A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair of all different colors - green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared.

The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"































The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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California State Grand Champion-Shake,Rattle & Smoke-July 2007
American Royal Invitational 2007-11th place Ribbon Brisket
2nd Place BBQ Sauce-Best On The Mountain Rib Cook-Off-Horizon Casino, South Lake Tahoe-May 2008

[Rub N Smoke]

I believe Ive seen that Kid, and come to think of it I think I may be the old man!!!!(even thought Im only 40)
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