Tis the season for Christmas cookies

[corndog]

Here's a good recipe that got fowarded to me...they said it was right up my alley...I wonder how they thought that;;

Christmas Tequila Cookies Cookies - make sure you read how its put together!


Christmas Tequila Cookies:
1 cup dark brown sugar
1 cup (two sticks) butter
1 cup granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl.
Check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest
quality. Pour another 4 ounces
in a measuring cup and d rink. Turn on
the electric mixer. Beat one cup
of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat
again.


At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK.

Try another 4 ounces, just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Breal two leggs and add to the bowl
and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
picking the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.

Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees (and try not to fall over).

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window,

Finish the Cose Juervo

And make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.


Cherry Mistmas.
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Kevin "Corndog" Cameron

Dang it boy, that's some mighty fine eatin'!!!!

[CrazyChef]

!!!LMFAO!!!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits" - Albert Einstein

[BangBangBBQ]

That's awsome!

Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine. I like to drink you with a little salt and lime......
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When all is said and done, more will be said than done!

[BBQMAN]

Cookies are my favorite!
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BBQMAN
"I Turned A Hobby Into A Business".
Providing "IMHO" Since 2005.

[Spookie]

Love it!!!

Put the stove in the dishwasher.
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