the last in line

bigdad · BBQ Fan Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 224 Location: W.pa

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck,
and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting
to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each
person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish
is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is
done.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but
when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line
starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the
floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish
will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY

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BBQMAN · Posted: Nov 24 2007 Post subject:

Good one, to be sure! Very Happy

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