Smokinfunk
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Location: Pensacola, FL
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 Posted: Nov 18 2007 Post subject: Monkey eating habits |
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A guy and his pet monkey go into a bar/pool hall.
The monkey hops right up on the bar next to the guy, who's drinking a beer. As he drinks his beer, the bartender is somewhat dismayed to see the monkey grab some cocktail peanuts out of the bowl on the bar and eat them. A moment later the monkey reaches over to the condiment tray for drinks, grabs a cocktail olive, eats it. Then he snatches a maraschino cherry, eats it. A minute later he hops over to one of the pool tables, grabs a cue ball, and eats it!!
Having had enough, the bartender says "That's it - you and the monkey are out of here!" and throws them out.
About a week later, the same guy and his monkey walk into the bar. The bartender immediately recognizes them, and says "Before I serve you, I need to know that your monkey's not gonna eat any more of my pool balls."
The guy responds "Trust me, that's not gonna happen". So the bartender brings him his beer, retreats to the end of the bar to keep an eye on things.
The monkey hops up on the bar, grabs a cocktail peanut, sticks it in his butt, then pulls it out and pops it in his mouth. Then he grabs an olive, sticks it in his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Grabs a cherry, up the butt, pulls it out, eats it.
The bartender freaks, comes down the bar yelling "What the hell is wrong with that monkey?!"
The guy calmly says "Oh - that - well nowadays he sizes everything before he eats it".
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