Paying the proper respect

[skybob]

A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand near
Highway 481 in Maverick Co., TX, early one cold December
morning.

Suddenly, a huge buck walked out over the corn they had
spread in the shrub with a tailgate feeder.

Moving quickly, the hunter carefully aimed the Leupold
scope on his .300 Winchester Magnum at the unsuspecting buck.

As he was about to squeeze the trigger on this deer of a
lifetime, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession
passing slowly down highway 481.

The hunter pulled away from the gunstock, set the rifle
down, took off his hat, bowed his head, and then closed his
eyes in prayer.
His friend was stunned. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful
and touching thing I have ever seen you do. You are
indeed the kindest man I have ever known, and I feel
lucky to call you a friend."

The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for
thirty five years."
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[BBQMAN]

I originally heard that one as a golf joke, but it's still funny either way................
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BBQMAN
"I Turned A Hobby Into A Business".
Providing "IMHO" Since 2005.