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Spookie
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Joined: 18 Sep 2007
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Location: South Jersey
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 Posted: Nov 17 2007 Post subject: Only in America... |
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You may already have seen this...
Only in America…do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America…do they have drive up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why don’t you ever see the headline “psychic wins lottery”?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests you money called a broker?
Why isn’t there Mouse flavored cat food?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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OKBBQEA
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Location: Moore, Oklahoma
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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