Fine Dining

gncc335 · Joined: 05 Nov 2007 Posts: 22

Fine Dining

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around
in Mexico ..

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell
was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A
delicacy!"

The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
per day because there is only one bull fight each morning.. If you come early
and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening
was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites,
inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
yesterday."

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si,Senor. Sometimes
the bull wins.

BBQMAN · Posted: Nov 14 2007 Post subject:

Nice!!!!!

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jess · Posted: Nov 17 2007 Post subject:

I told this one last night at our weekly poker game during our chow break...We "WERE" having meatball subs.