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milt
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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl
in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo (the hunchback of Notre Dame) said, "I absolutely have to
be the most disgusting person in the world."
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to
have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially
the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says.
"Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"
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adolpho
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You're killing me, that's hilarious.
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allsmokenofire
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| Posted: Nov 08 2007 Post subject: Re: most disgusting person |
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| milt wrote: | | "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?" |
...especially without all the TV make-up. 
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jess
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| Posted: Nov 08 2007 Post subject: Re: most disgusting person |
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| allsmokenofire wrote: | | milt wrote: | | "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?" |
...especially without all the TV make-up.
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Not at supper time PLEASE!!! |
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BBQMAN
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LMFAO!!! that is too funny
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CrazyChef
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Amen to that! I actually had tears in my eyes... Ya just gotta love PhotoShop!
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Smoke on the Horizon
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THERE WILL BE NO SLEEP TONIGHT...
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