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dbeast420
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My chest started hurting when my heart started to sweat 
I knew I should have logged in when I got home from work this afternoon 
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redray
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Location: Ellicott City, MD
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Alien must be a cardiologist or he must work for one and is trying to drum up some business  Maybe you could place a Lipitor tablet under the little smokey These do look outstanding but should probably be a once in a lifetime thing |
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Spookie
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Location: South Jersey
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Squad 51…squad 51…emergency…
Patient is male, approx. 250/lbs…looks to have overdosed and is in cardiac arrest from eating Aliens “Fried Smoked ABT’s” and his “ABT Surprise” (evidentially he just doesn’t know when to stop)…recommend D5W with Ringers Lactate and immediate transportation to Rampart General Hospital!!!
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Alien BBQ
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Location: Roswell, New Mexico
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| redray wrote: | | Alien must be a cardiologist or he must work for one and is trying to drum up some business Maybe you could place a Lipitor tablet under the little smokey These do look outstanding but should probably be a once in a lifetime thing |
Don't know about Lipitor but 5mg of Levitra would spice up the party!
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Poppa's PTL Club
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Location: Lawrenceville, GA
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Alien, you sir are the AntiChrist! Perhaps you can drop some powdered sugar over the top and make Atomic Buffalo Fritters. Shame on you. (When can I come by to get some?)
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JimH
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Location: Houston, TX
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Rice paper wrappers would also work well.
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Poppa's PTL Club
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Location: Lawrenceville, GA
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Forget the Lipitor, maybe you could slip an Enzyte under each little smokey and turn it into a hot dog! 
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wnkt
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Three words came to mind reading this..... Hush Puppy Batter
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Damar12
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| Or blooming onion batter. |
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ipls3355
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Joined: 29 Apr 2007
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Location: Mattoon, Illinois
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Just took 50 deep fried ABTs to a party.....gone in 20 minutes
good call friend
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