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zski BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 26 Jan 2009 Posts: 1433 Location: Bartlesville,Ok
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Posted: Apr 12 2011 Post subject: Confucius didn't say |
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Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
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Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood _________________ Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results.
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Jarhead BBQ All Star

Joined: 11 Oct 2009 Posts: 7355 Location: Marionville, Home of the White Squirrels, Missouri
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Posted: Apr 12 2011 Post subject: |
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I like it, especially the first two.  _________________ Gunny 3073/4044/8411
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Proetus BBQ Fan
Joined: 05 Jul 2010 Posts: 233 Location: Ware,MA
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Posted: Apr 12 2011 Post subject: |
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Man who goes through turn-style sideways is going to Bang-Cock. _________________ UDS!
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Gasser - Chargriller Pro! |
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zski BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 26 Jan 2009 Posts: 1433 Location: Bartlesville,Ok
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Posted: Apr 12 2011 Post subject: |
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^^^^^ Thats a good one^^^^^ _________________ Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results.
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tacklebox BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 07 Jul 2009 Posts: 1870 Location: Big Bend, WI
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Posted: Apr 12 2011 Post subject: |
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Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
House without toilet is uncanny.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of himself.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy. _________________ ~Joe
This post is not intended to offend, unless I intend it to
Life is like a penis, some times it gets hard for no reason
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KulinaryKila BBQ Fan

Joined: 09 Jan 2010 Posts: 183 Location: Manteca, CA
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Man who always keep hand in pocket feel cocky all day |
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sparks58 BBQ Pro

Joined: 10 Dec 2009 Posts: 764 Location: Britsh Columbia, Canada
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Posted: Apr 16 2011 Post subject: |
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Now see what ya started Zski. Pretty good stuff. _________________ Pork fat rules baby. Emeril Lagasse
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zski BBQ Super Pro

Joined: 26 Jan 2009 Posts: 1433 Location: Bartlesville,Ok
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Posted: Apr 16 2011 Post subject: |
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Man who wears skinny jeans, is like a cheap hotel. There is no ballroom. _________________ Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results.
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