This Ain't No Fairy Tale !!

erniesshop · Posted: Jan 02 2011 Post subject: This Ain't No Fairy Tale !!

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.

"Good man" the fairy said, "i've been sent here to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."

The man told the fairy, "Well, where i come from we don't have good teeth, so i want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and --ping!-- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go"

The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three car garage in Scottsdale on the golf course with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country.. I want to bring them over here" -- and-- ping!-- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, and a walk out patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the golf course.

"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.

"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes, insted of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero. And i want to have white skin like Americans" -- and-- ping!-- The man was transformed - wearing worn out jeans, a Arizona Cardinal T-shirt, and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion disappeared from the horizon.

"What happened to my teeth?" he wailed. "Where is my new house?"

The fairy said: "Tough sh*t, Amigo, now that you are a white American, you have to fend for yourself."

springfield xd .40 · Posted: Jan 02 2011 Post subject:

I like it!!! Laughing

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Rayzer · Posted: Jan 03 2011 Post subject:

Ouch!

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SmokeHound · Posted: Jan 03 2011 Post subject:

LOL Ernie! Too funny!
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